‘New Career Path! Get Paid for Not Committing Crimes’

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Another experiment on wacko societal engineering–I wonder how it turned out.

What happens when the criminals threaten–hmm, this is getting to sound a little crazy–to go back to work unless they’re paid more money?

New Career Path! Get Paid for Not Committing Crimes

Really,I don’t think they’ve thought this out. Any time going back to work constitutes a strike, we’re doin’ it backwards.

But if you inserted a progressive’s brain into a bird bath, it would spill all the water.

 

5 comments on “‘New Career Path! Get Paid for Not Committing Crimes’

  1. Of course, when the Mafia does this it’s called protection money and is considered extortion — but then, some would say our whole taxation system is a species of extortion as well.

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