Oh, wait, I know! It’s only an “insurrection” if Democrats think it’s aimed at them.
Several dozen “climate activists” (mercy, I’m already bored) were arrested this week when they tried to force their way into the Interior Dept. (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4004186/posts), injuring a number of security officers. The jidrools called themselves “People vs. Fossil Fuels.” A commenter wondered how they got to Washington. I hear they had a flying carpet.
So… was this just a “mostly peaceful protest”? Or was it a calamity on the scale of 9/11, World War II, or the Civil War? We’ll have to wait for our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media to tell us what to think of it. What asinine hyperbole will they come up with?
Living in the Age of Stupid as we do, we can hardly expect people not to believe that the government can control the sun’s energy output–heck, they control everything else. Just hand down a mandate! And if the sun persists in being hotter than we think it ought to be… Lockdown! “Are you listening, Sun? One more degree and we start shootin’ people!”
Hey! Think they’ll make the climate protestors disappear for months on end without a trial?