‘Hurt Feelings? Dial 911!’ (2015)

In another month or so, persons with no more sense than God gave a sofa cushion will be going back to college, people who should know better will be paying for it, and police departments might as well think seriously about creating a Hurt Feelings Squad for rapid response to truly idiotic complaints.

Hurt Feelings? Dial 911!

Each and every nuance of human behavior–except, maybe, being dead, or being all alone in the woods–can be viewed as a “microaggression” and thereby subject to government response.

Trust me on this. If the United States really does go belly-up someday, nothing will be more to blame than our so-called public education system.

What About This ‘Insurrection’?

Photos: Inside the Raucous, Colorful Protest that Shut Down “Wall Street  West” – Mother Jones

What crap.

Oh, wait, I know! It’s only an “insurrection” if Democrats think it’s aimed at them.

Several dozen “climate activists” (mercy, I’m already bored) were arrested this week when they tried to force their way into the Interior Dept. (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4004186/posts), injuring a number of security officers. The jidrools called themselves “People vs. Fossil Fuels.” A commenter wondered how they got to Washington. I hear they had a flying carpet.

So… was this just a “mostly peaceful protest”? Or was it a calamity on the scale of 9/11, World War II, or the Civil War? We’ll have to wait for our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media to tell us what to think of it. What asinine hyperbole will they come up with?

Living in the Age of Stupid as we do, we can hardly expect people not to believe that the government can control the sun’s energy output–heck, they control everything else. Just hand down a mandate! And if the sun persists in being hotter than we think it ought to be… Lockdown! “Are you listening, Sun? One more degree and we start shootin’ people!”

Hey! Think they’ll make the climate protestors disappear for months on end without a trial?

Think again.

‘Hiring a Social Justice Warrior’

I keep telling you we’re going to have a colossal social problem, trying to figure out what to do with millions of college graduates who are unemployable, ignorant, confrontational, lazy, and, in the words of the personnel guy in this video, “insufferably annoying.”

And that’s putting it mildly.