Tag: “mostly peaceful protest”

What About This ‘Insurrection’?

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Photos: Inside the Raucous, Colorful Protest that Shut Down “Wall Street West” – Mother Jones

What crap.

Oh, wait, I know! It’s only an “insurrection” if Democrats think it’s aimed at them.

Several dozen “climate activists” (mercy, I’m already bored) were arrested this week when they tried to force their way into the Interior Dept. (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4004186/posts), injuring a number of security officers. The jidrools called themselves “People vs. Fossil Fuels.” A commenter wondered how they got to Washington. I hear they had a flying carpet.

So… was this just a “mostly peaceful protest”? Or was it a calamity on the scale of 9/11, World War II, or the Civil War? We’ll have to wait for our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media to tell us what to think of it. What asinine hyperbole will they come up with?

Living in the Age of Stupid as we do, we can hardly expect people not to believe that the government can control the sun’s energy output–heck, they control everything else. Just hand down a mandate! And if the sun persists in being hotter than we think it ought to be… Lockdown! “Are you listening, Sun? One more degree and we start shootin’ people!”

Hey! Think they’ll make the climate protestors disappear for months on end without a trial?

Think again.

Pottos on the Rampage!

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Potto | Animal Database | Fandom

Pottos all over the world are enraged about there being even any question about allowing them to enroll in Quokka University. Throwing bricks, setting fires, letting crocodiles loose from zoos–Mostly Peaceful Pottos (MPPs) are tearing the world apart.

The Mostly Peaceful Pottos say they won’t stop until they get everything they want. Humans are warned not to travel alone in the treetops. If you must creep from tree to tree, clinging to and swinging from the branches, try to do it during the day when most pottos are asleep.

A spokesquokka for Quokka University, Emma the Quokka, said she and her fellow board members were “terribly disappointed that this sort of controversy should occur before we open our very first semester. Nobody said we wouldn’t admit pottos! Honestly, the subject never came up–until now.”

Any decision, she added, will be deferred until after the quokkas hold their annual Fli-Back Paddle Ball Tournament.

We Luve Femmanist Miusik!!!!!

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Lasst nihght At collidge we hadded “a” Consort to raze Bale munny fore Mosely Pieceful Potessters who “got” a restid by no-good Racist Copps!!!! And i was so exited “becose” I hered John Lenin he “was” goingto Be “thare”!!! JOHN LENIN,, man!!! Whow!! Butt at “The” lasst Minnit he coodnt maik It so we hadded to has Femmanist Miusik insted like in The Viddio!!!! Jist ignoar that Racist Biggit who keeps tawking!! He is ownly Trying “to” maik Fun “of” the gratest miusik evver!!!!!!!!

At frist thay woodnt Let “me” “in” becose i didnt has no Munny and that maid me Cry so thenn thay let me in foar Freee!!!!

Waht beuttafull miusik it whas!!!! And they done it agan and agan “fore” threee hole Ours until sumb Hater comed in whith “A” Preest to do a Exersissum and we “got” Scaired and runned aweigh wee coodnt help “it”!?!

I thinck Evry Boddy it shood “be” Cumpolsarrie to lissen “to” Femmanist Miusik Evry “day”!!!! I amb goingto Popoze “it” to The Stoodint Soviet neckst tymb we Meat!!!!!! it is watt John Lenin hisself he wood’of whanted!!!

And thenn we All “got in” Trubble foar Not Waring spacial Faice Maksks untill “the” Deen she sayed Nevvir Mined,,, the Vyris it wood nevvir Infest peeple whoo was lissening “To” Femmanist Miusik!!!!