Quick! Hang Some Garlic Round the Windows

Hillary Clinton: I'm America's strongest leader in a scary world -  Independent.ie

She sings, too.

I heard someone mention that Hillary Clinton has a podcast, and it turned out to be true. In fact, it’s in its third season, although I’d never heard of it until this morning.

I don’t know how to gain access to a podcast, so I listened to a recent promo. That was enough. It was more than enough. She… sings. The horror, the horror…

She’s also gonna talk about “the state of our democracy.” We don’t have a democracy. Our country’s founders were careful to avoid it. Our Constitution guarantees the states a republican form of government, not a democracy. In history, about the only thing democracies have ever shown any aptitude for is giving in to hysterics. No one does that better than a democracy.

So we’ve got this corrupt woman, wife of a former president, who thinks she should be president, although she’s already a two-time loser in that department…

But I hope she runs again. I hope she runs however many times it takes for her to destroy the Democrat Party forever. She keeps coming back, like Dracula. Only Dracula is much more likeable, and probably more trustworthy, too.

So, yeah, Hillary, run again. You can sing at the Democrat convention. It’ll be great. Imagine I’ve Got You, Babe sung by Planned Parenthood’s Abortion Mahdi of the Year.

What happens if you sprinkle holy water at her?

(“This is not funny anymore!” Patty says. Well, it never was, was it?)

5 comments on “Quick! Hang Some Garlic Round the Windows

  1. Her podcast must be a real dud – it never gets quoted or used on news shows. Sociopaths like her will continue to envision themselves the savior of mankind until the day they meet their maker.

  2. Now that SCOTUS Justice Breyer is retiring, there’s some talk about Hillary being nominated to the Supreme Court. But Kamala Harris seems a more likely choice. For one thing, Hillary still wants to be President, and she won’t settle for a mere Supreme Court Justice role (unless she can be Chief Justice, of course). For another, putting Kamala on the Court would allow the Dems to get someone more palatable into the VP position so they could more easily move Joe out.

    I’m not sure which of the above scenarios is scariest.

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