Teacher… Uh… Bites Students

New alma mater for this high school–theme from Jaws

Somehow nothing like this ever happened when I was in high school.

A teacher at a Florida high school–see? even in a Red state, your kids are not safe from public “educators”–has been placed on paid administrative leave (they never get fired) for… oh, boy… biting two students (https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/central-florida-teacher-charged-for-allegedly-biting-students-over-jar-of-pickles/2708239/).

Seems the Educator took a jar of pickles from the school store without paying for it, and when the two kids minding the store tried to take it back… she bit them.

(“Well, I heard they hadn’t had a bite in three days–so I bit them.”)

She admits to having “licked” the students. Oh, well, schiff, that makes a big difference, doesn’t it?

What does a public school teacher have to do, to be fired outright? Commit suicide?

Hey, out there! How many of you were ever bitten by one of your high school teachers? Honk if you’ve been licked. (Silence…)

Complete the sentence without having conniptions and win a tin foil hat! “I send my children to public school to be ‘educated’ by out-to-lunch kid-biting wackos from the teachers’ union because __________.”

Come on, there’s got to be a reason for it.

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