She’s not yet done with us. Ms. Crepuscular wishes me to add this message to her public:
“I was going to write about Lord Jeremy Coldsore’s expedition to Hamster Island, but readers’ brusque and ungrateful response to my literary marvels totally distracted me and made me lose the thread of my plot!
“Well, readers, you’ve only cheated yourselves! How you would have been delighted and fascinated by a visit to Hamster Island! Where hamsters have gotten entirely out of hand! Where they dominate every other form of life–and exercise on the hamster wheel is a Mandate!”
She has left the door open, just a crack, for a vast outpouring of apologies and sympathy from readers wishing to appease her.
But there’s nobody out there but impossible-to-please malcontents.