Smart phones, smart cars, smart TV–we’ve got everything but smart people.
But that can be fixed!
Since this was written, the word “equity” has surged to the forefront of meaninglessness, so you should use it as often as possible. Someone might think you’re a college professor.
“Misinformation” will also come in handy.
And there’s that old tried and true magic word, “Democracy.” Whenever you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, say you’re doing it for democracy.
