Hang onto your hats, boys ‘n’ girls, and don’t send out your laundry!
It’s official: The Science at the University of Alaska says the fun’s over, we’re finished–if things keep goin’ the way they’re goin’, the whole giant Greenland ice-cap will melt down and drown us all!
By the year 3000.
Oh, if only we’d given much more power to the government! Alas and alack, Bernie Sanders was right! Al Gore was a prophet! An all-powerful government would have saved us… but no, we had to have our stupid freedom! See what happens to people who don’t listen to Science?
I’ll take 2 100# bags of that for my lawn, please. 🙂