‘Noozies Yelp Before They’re Bitten’ (2018)

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Remember when all the noozies decried Donald Trump’s new nominee for the Supreme Court as “controversial” and “dangerous”–before they even knew who it was?

Noozies Yelp Before They’re Bitten

He could’ve really crossed ’em up by saying he was gonna nominate Al Gore or Hillary Clinton but noozie protests convinced him not to. “If my nominee’s as bad as all that, well, heck, I’ll nominate Brett Kavanagh instead.”

(This presupposes that it’s actually possible to shame or embarrass noozies.)

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