Y’know that “chance of snow” that they’ve been talkin’ up? Well ho, ho, ho! it’s not just snow!
This here is special snow, caused by Climbit Chainge, transphobia, stochastic terrorism, and the vagaries of the Sudanese stock market. It is worse than regular snow because of those things!
There is also a chance (however small) of a volcano, a tsunami (in Nebraska, no less!), and a plague of collywobbles.
It’s too late to avert these calamities, but experts say we can completely shut them off in the future by having a global government run by experts.
(The sun’s still out today, but don’t be fooled by that: it’s only to lure you into thinking you don’t really need 18 rolls of toilet paper.)
It’s a good thing I’d put down my water glass before I read this, or I’d have a sodden keyboard by now. I was absolutely barking with laughter. Iggy was not amused by the barking.
Once upon a time I sat down on the couch with Peep to watch Rowan Atkinson in; and he caught me completely by surprise with “the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem” (bizarre medieval entertainment). I couldn’t suppress a loud whoop of laughter–and poor Peep leaped off the couch and ran upstairs. It was years before she sat with me again. *Sigh* Silly cats.