Another Really Dumb Celebrity

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Maybe she ought to invest in an almanac.

Time Magazine in 2012 called her “one of the 100 most influential people in the world.”

She’s had her own TV show, comedy gigs, publications… and she’s only 47 years old.

Her name is Chelsea Handler, and I never heard of her.

Well, she recently told America that she didn’t know, until she was 40, that the sun and the moon are NOT the same thing (https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chelsea-handler-didnt-know-sun-031508207.html). She said she thought the sun set and then “popped back up” as the moon. Like a pop-tart in a toaster.

The Yahoo! article assumes you know who Chelsea Handler is. Well, guys, you assumed wrong.

I mean, really–imagine being “influenced” by someone that ignorant. Doesn’t know the sun is not the moon. I wonder what else she doesn’t know. Betcha she’s way cool with Climate Change and Transgender. What intellectual resources does she have with which to resist?

Ms. Handler is a product of the costliest and most intrusive education system in all of human history.

7 comments on “Another Really Dumb Celebrity

  1. I don’t believe any adult is THAT ignorant. She was probably joking, being sarcastic, or exaggerating as a metaphor for the silliness of her life.

    1. I dunno…. there are a lot of intensely ignorant people out there. Some of them are even in Congress. Take Hank Johnson–please.

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