Another Really Dumb Celebrity

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Maybe she ought to invest in an almanac.

Time Magazine in 2012 called her “one of the 100 most influential people in the world.”

She’s had her own TV show, comedy gigs, publications… and she’s only 47 years old.

Her name is Chelsea Handler, and I never heard of her.

Well, she recently told America that she didn’t know, until she was 40, that the sun and the moon are NOT the same thing (https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chelsea-handler-didnt-know-sun-031508207.html). She said she thought the sun set and then “popped back up” as the moon. Like a pop-tart in a toaster.

The Yahoo! article assumes you know who Chelsea Handler is. Well, guys, you assumed wrong.

I mean, really–imagine being “influenced” by someone that ignorant. Doesn’t know the sun is not the moon. I wonder what else she doesn’t know. Betcha she’s way cool with Climate Change and Transgender. What intellectual resources does she have with which to resist?

Ms. Handler is a product of the costliest and most intrusive education system in all of human history.

Ignorant TV Motormouth Tells Archbishop Where to Get Off

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Far Left Crazy is screaming bloody murder over San Francisco Archbishop Cordileone’s decision to excommunicate abortion-happy Democrat politician Nancy Pelosi. One passionately ignorant celebrity thinks he does not have the authority to do it.

“It’s not his job!” babbles Whoopi Goldberg, a dope who does The View (https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/english/hollywood/news/whoopi-goldberg-faces-backlash-after-blasting-archbishop-for-denying-nancy-pelosi-communion/articleshow/91766373.cms). In point of fact, excommunicating someone for flagrant, unrepented, egregious sin is part of any archbishop’s job description.

But instead of giving in to facts, Whoopi snarls at the archbishop (who isn’t actually there to reap the benefit of being snarled at), “How dare you?” Like she was Greta Thunberg or some other person of towering unimportance.

Somehow she forgot to say, “Don’t you know who Nancy Pelosi is? Why, she’s the Speaker of the House! And don’t you forget it, mister!”

Meanwhile back in The Swamp, Pelosi simply walked into a liberal Georgetown church and received communion–like being excommunicated can’t follow you into D.C. and its environs. I begin to understand why The Exorcist is set in Georgetown.

In addition to being a vast crime with tens of millions of victims, abortion is a spiritual pollution for which God will hand down judgment.

And Whoopi will try to tell Him it’s not His job, either.

Where Do Idiots Come From?

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One of the things that our, ahem, “higher education” system has done is to create persons who, outside of their own particular specialty, know nothing. Some of ’em don’t even know much within their specialty. But ignorance doesn’t stop any of them from ignorantly pontificating to the rest of us.

So where do idiots come from?

They are created by our education system and our popular culture working hand-in-glove together. The result is an earwig like Jim Carrey, Bumbo Colbert or whatever his name is, who cares, and all the other motormouths prating on and on about subjects of which they know nothing.

That’s how they wind up saying things like “Socialism really works!” and “Science says the Bible’s just stories!” or “Abortion is only women’s health,” and so on. Actors. Actors who play journalists, reading from a teleprompter on the nightly cable news. Politicians, who have never, ever done anything in their lives but talk. College professors who don’t even have to make sense when they talk.

They’re all talking, all the time, and all talking at us.

Shut up, already. Listening to these babbling boobs for several decades is what got us into so much trouble in the first place.

No more!

When Ninnies Attack

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Isn’t it grand, to be lectured by Hollywood celebrities who don’t have any more brains than God gave a birdbath?

If you were one of the few misguided people who watched the Oscars this year, you would’ve seen Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, gettin’ down for the struggle by showing off the “Time’s Up” slogan tattooed on her arm (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/oscars/emma-watson-jokes-grammatical-error-time-tattoo-article-1.3858416).

Uh… two things stand out.

*It’s a fake tattoo, not a real one. You didn’t expect a Hollywood liberal to do something real, did you?

*And it’s missing the apostrophe, so it just reads “Times Up.” The original typo tattoo.

The 27-year-old genius wore the fake tattoo to the Oscars to drum up support for the “Time’s Up” initiative, which is supposed to do whatever. She explained, “We are standing for ALL marginalized people!”

I feel safer already.

Oops, no I don’t. Only members of Cherished Minorities may apply.

Please, please, California! Secede from the Union. And please make sure to take Hollywood with you.