I am way too sick to do this today. Luckily, the June Taylor Dancers came prancing into Scurveyshire just yesterday, and have promised to crank out a chapter or two as soon as Constable Chumley lets them out of jail. He is under the impression that he’s supposed to have them executed. Lord Jeremy restrained him just in time.
“He is trying to keep his blog going when he can’t keep himself going,” remarks Ms. Crepuscular. “I like that in a person. What I don’t like is for the Queen of Suspense to be confined to such a stingy little post as this!”
(Lady, you’re lucky I even remember your name.)
Ah, no wonder the June Taylor Dancers didn’t show up in Byron’s TV listings this week!
Well, they were in the Scurveyshire Jail…