‘If You Can’t Find a Centaur, Look for a Mermaid’ (2015)

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How do mermaids get their bikini tops? What do they do with the other half of the swim suit?

Look at that. Eight years have gone by (!), and still no one has captured the Mermaid of Kiryat Kam.

If You Can’t Find a Centaur, Look for a Mermaid

What’s the matter with people? Are they just not trying? There must be 50 different ways to catch a mermaid, none of which I am at liberty to mention here.

As for the centaurs… Well, you don’t have to look too hard for those.

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