Ooh, wait, I know! Don’t start kindergarten till the kids are 12!
What progress! Armies of kids marching off to school in diapers! Haven’t been potty-trained, you see. I really can’t recall anything at all like this from my own days in kindergarten.
Is that the choice now? Either the teacher spends the day changing diapers, or else is free to groom little children for “gender reassignment”?
Save the children! Take them out of public school.