Inkberries! Oh, boy! Do you feel lucky today?
Not content with exhorting us plebs to eat bugs, the World Economic Forum now wants us to eat weeds, too. This has the added advantage of exposing us to mortal danger: some weeds are deadly poisonous.
Dear Lord, look at this world! Short of an all-out world war, have You ever seen such a mess? The ungodly are running wild, having the time of their lives.
We pray for You to intervene.