We hadded a toatilly Un-Nessasairy contrav (I doughnt know haow “to” spel the Rest) hear at Collidge becose sumb Hater thay spyed “On” our Stodint Soviet Thancks-givving!!!
We awl “got” togither to Givv thancks and prey to Pressadint Obomma,, we hoalded Hands “and” dantsed Aruoung his Stachoo!. Mayby yiu ree-memmber a wile Ago the Hedd it fell Off “the” stachoo and we cuddnt gloo It “back” On so we putted A Punkin thare in-stedd, like yiu Can “sea” in the Pixture!!
Awlso we want to has a stachoo of Pressadint Jobydin “so” we can warship himb Too butt we are Out “Of” punkins but mayby we can Use “a” Graipfroot for his Hedd. Sumb boddy thay whil has to “draw a Faice” on itt!!!!!
Maybe a marshmallow would be a better head than a grapefruit for the statue of Jobydin.
Or a bread crumb.
Joe you do not know how to spell.
You only just noticed???
Joe knows everything. He’s been in colledge for yeers “and” yeers. 🙂
I think I’ve lost track of how long he’s been there.
… and Joe can’t count that high. 🙂
Joe will really be excited if Michele Obama runs for President – that will probably all he will talk about.
Heaven forbid.