We ‘Give’ Thancks to Pressadint Obomma!!!

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We hadded a toatilly Un-Nessasairy contrav (I doughnt know haow “to” spel the Rest) hear at Collidge becose sumb Hater thay spyed “On” our Stodint Soviet Thancks-givving!!!

We awl “got” togither to Givv thancks and prey to Pressadint Obomma,, we hoalded Hands “and” dantsed Aruoung his Stachoo!. Mayby yiu ree-memmber a wile Ago the Hedd it fell Off “the” stachoo and we cuddnt gloo It “back” On so we putted A Punkin thare in-stedd, like yiu Can “sea” in the Pixture!!

Awlso we want to has a stachoo of Pressadint Jobydin “so” we can warship himb Too butt we are Out “Of” punkins but mayby we can Use “a” Graipfroot for his Hedd. Sumb boddy thay whil has to “draw a Faice” on itt!!!!!

Why I Warship Hillery

I am sick of the guy who dose this blog and how he hastnt got no branes. Thats becuse he is a christin and all religis peple are stopid. Exept for when they warshiping Hillery like they done when they sung that him to her.

I am a interllectural and I sur was glad! when they sung a him to Hillery. Hear at collidge I am erning a degree in Gender Studies, and we all interllecturals becase we know ther istnt no God but ther sure as Hell is Hillery!

It makes me mad to see all these peple complaning aboat Warshington State U. makin all the white stodents deefer to minorites. We are tyring to aradacate White Privledge so ther can be Socal Justice and everbody shoud just shut up and let us do it.

I warship Hillery becose my prefesser he told me to and he the bigest interllectural we got. When Hillery is Presdent she will make Socail Justice and aslo fix Globbal Warming. And anybody who dont like it, that wil be a chilly day for them!

When Hillery is Presdent she will have all us interllecturals to help her run the contry, and she wil put a stop to al that Christin stuff for good and there wil only be Sceince left becuse Sceince is alyaws true! And there wont be no more God but ther wil stil be Hillery and then you wil al have to sing hims to her.

Even that big dop who dose this blog! Ha-ha-Ha!