Thayre braging Over “at” Yail abuout 80% of “The” stoodints gitting A’s,, butt heer At our Collidge ((Fimbo U.!) we Are dooing beter Than That!!!!
Awl “of” us we Are geting a A in evry singul coarse!!!!!! Now that’s eddicasion!!!!
I thinck it Was “the” Ainchint Geek phallosoffur Anopheles whoo sayed “that evry” skool oar collidge aut to givve Awl A’s awl the tyme!!! “Thats ware The munny is!” he sayed! Whel he was Rihght!!!!!!!! I jist got a A in Superhero Nothing Studdies and I diddnt Even “pass the” Finyl Exxamb!!!! ((I foregotted whoo Spyder Man was!!)!
Geting Awl A’s it “is” goood foar The Selph Esteam!! And it preepairs themb stoodints “foar Lyfe” and jobs and stuph!!!! Our Stodent Soviet we dee-manddid that evry boddy But Crischins shood “get a A in” evry coarse!!!!! Immadjin haow That “wil loock” wen a gradjurite apleyes Foar a jobb “as a Dyvarsity And Inclution offasir whith Targit oar Budd Lite oar sumb plaice!!!!!
So, 80 pursent A’s that Is nuthing!!! Eet yore hart out, Yail!!!!!!
Ah, yes, that great philosopher Anopheles. Why, I get chills and fever just thinking about him (or maybe I should say “her,” since only the females bite). 😄
I knew you’d catch that one!
This is similar to the everyone getting a trophy at a sporting event no matter who actually won. It is self-esteem on steroids.
What does it cost to go to Yale? I wonder how many stoodints come out of there thinking “Yale” is Norwegian for “jail.”
Hey, mosquitoes can be philosophers, too. You don’t see them flying off to some boring job every day, so they must be smarter than most humans. 🙂
This generous grading philosophy is already in play. I’ve seen some recent grads that were clueless.
All A’s, participation trophies, “Good Job!” refrigerator magnets… Yeah, it’s all great.