Evvry Boddy thay get P.H.Ds!! How grate “is” that?!
See??? Toldja collidge maikes yiu Smart!!!
A lot “of the” Teechers thay doughnt Like it but So Waht!!! Our Collidge “is” Now goingto has “Graydin Foar Eqwitty!”!”! Evvryboddy gradurates!!! Evvryboddys graydes thay Go Up & Up & Up!!! And No Moar Pendletees foar Cheeting, thro’ing Stuff in Class, Lait for Classs, oar Jist Not Sho’ing Up!!!!!!! No moar “Zeero” graydes!! EQWITTY meens we “awl maik” the Deen’s Lisp!!!!!!
Thinck “of” it!!! Nothin butt Strait A’s in Nothing Studdies, Wimmin’s Studdies, Ginder Studdies, Queer Studdies, Introsexional Anti-Rasist Studdies–WOW!!!!! My frends And me we was talwking it Ovur and we de-sided we wood Awl Get Jobbs as Prefessers rihte Heer “at” this heer Collidge!!!” Aphter awl this,, THEY WOODNT DAYRE NOT HIER US!!!!!!!!!! Man,, thay HAS TO!!!!
Wye diddnt no-boddy “thinck Of” this suner??? Jist imadjin How Grate “a” couuntry it wood Be “if Evvry-One” thay tern Out “to-be” Collidge Prefessers!!! Like, Evry-Boddy! A hole Nashin fulll Of Intrellecturals!! Millyins and millyins of PH-Dees!!!! EVVRY BODDY THAY HAS A PEE-H-DEE!!!!! AND TENYUR!! That “meens” “yiu” cant get Fyred!!!!
Lowng Live Gray-ding Foar Eqwitty!!!!!!!!!!
I believe this is the most intelligent rambling we have heard from Joe Collige to date. Who knew he could be so verbally fluid. Give him a bullhorn and let him lead the demonstrations for Pro-Hamas.
Are you seeing something I’m missing?
Shockingly close to reality.