Heer”s Haow Jobydin Winns The De-Bait!!!

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So! It “is” verry impotent foar Pressadint Jobydin To winn the Big De-Bait whith Darnold Trumpt and then putt Trumpt “in” Jale!!!!!

Well heer Is “my” idear!!! Have the De-Bait on The Vew!!!!! This heer, it is jeaniust!!!!!! Thoze wimmin On “”The Vew” thay whil eet Trumpt alyve!!! I mene Hey, Wuppy Goldbrog she whil assolootly Clobber himb!!!! And then cumbs Jale–foar The “rest” “of” his stopid Lyfe!!!!!

Havvin it on “CNN”, that is jist “a” Dumb Idear bekawse Noboddy Whaches It!!! Of corse, Trumpt he shoodnit “be” aloud to Rhun aginst “The Pressadint” anywhey, IT IS TREEZIN!!!!!!!  and aslo Racist!!  I wach The Vew awl “the tyme” and It is grate!!! In facked,, waching It shood Be Mandertory!!!!!! The Guvvermint thay shood “taik Yore TV” awhay iff yiu doughnt Wach It!!! So we rote Up a lettre frumb The Stodint Soviet to get themb to has the De-Bait “on” The Vew!!!

And then woodntcha Know It, this biggit he cumbs alawng and says “Yiu peeple yiu are awl Stoopid,, De-Bait it meens wen yiu taik “the Wurm” offf “the” Hoock”!”!” Well that thare was Hat Speach so we beet himb Up!!!! We doughnt alauow No Hait heer “at” Collidge!!!

I thinck I “can” sayfly Say “that evvry Thing” I know,, I lurnt it frumb The Vew!!!!!!!

 

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