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Heer”s Haow Jobydin Winns The De-Bait!!!

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So! It “is” verry impotent foar Pressadint Jobydin To winn the Big De-Bait whith Darnold Trumpt and then putt Trumpt “in” Jale!!!!!

Well heer Is “my” idear!!! Have the De-Bait on The Vew!!!!! This heer, it is jeaniust!!!!!! Thoze wimmin On “”The Vew” thay whil eet Trumpt alyve!!! I mene Hey, Wuppy Goldbrog she whil assolootly Clobber himb!!!! And then cumbs Jale–foar The “rest” “of” his stopid Lyfe!!!!!

Havvin it on “CNN”, that is jist “a” Dumb Idear bekawse Noboddy Whaches It!!! Of corse, Trumpt he shoodnit “be” aloud to Rhun aginst “The Pressadint” anywhey, IT IS TREEZIN!!!!!!!  and aslo Racist!!  I wach The Vew awl “the tyme” and It is grate!!! In facked,, waching It shood Be Mandertory!!!!!! The Guvvermint thay shood “taik Yore TV” awhay iff yiu doughnt Wach It!!! So we rote Up a lettre frumb The Stodint Soviet to get themb to has the De-Bait “on” The Vew!!!

And then woodntcha Know It, this biggit he cumbs alawng and says “Yiu peeple yiu are awl Stoopid,, De-Bait it meens wen yiu taik “the Wurm” offf “the” Hoock”!”!” Well that thare was Hat Speach so we beet himb Up!!!! We doughnt alauow No Hait heer “at” Collidge!!!

I thinck I “can” sayfly Say “that evvry Thing” I know,, I lurnt it frumb The Vew!!!!!!!

 

Of Course It’s Blasphemy

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No, I will not post a picture of a “pride” parade. Here’s a nice dogwood tree instead.

How come this isn’t hate speech? How come the FBI doesn’t break down this person’s door in the middle of the night?

Quote, by some airhead on The View: “Jesus would be the grand marshal of the Pride parade” if He were here today (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2022/nov/21/sunny-hostin-view-host-jesus-would-be-grand-marsha/). “I really mean that!” she added, in case her imbecility should ever be called in question.

Can you imagine if she’d said that about Mohammed? Well, they’d kill her. They don’t let you watch The View in Iran.

Anyway, this schmendrick describes herself as “a devoted Catholic”–devoted to what? It doesn’t seem at all fair that every moral idiot in America should latch onto the Catholic Church. Pelosi, Biden… But because we are NOT a Muslim country, we don’t throw people off the roofs of skyscrapers just because we don’t like what they say, we have to tolerate these dindles.

As Christians we have to face the fact that there are an awful lot of people out there who don’t like us. Some are evil, some are ignorant, and some are both. Because our country was founded by Christians who strove to make it a cut above the other countries that they knew, even knuckleheads on The View can speak their piece. All we can do is tune them out and hope they go away.

Our Lord Jesus Christ, over the years, has been drafted into every kind of kook-club you can think of. “Jesus was a union man!” “Jesus was a Democrat!” Yatta-yatta. Now they want Him leading a parade of sodomites.

We know who’s leading their parade; and we know where it’s going.

‘No Bottom at 60 Fathoms, Captain!’

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You keep thinking they’ve finally hit bottom, Far Left Crazy just can’t get any worse than this–and then they do.

Unimportant actress Anne Hathaway appeared on Far Left TV show The View recently to say… “Abortion can be another word for mercy” (https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2022/11/01/anne-hathaway-abortion-can-be-another-word-for-mercy/). Betcha anything you never thought of that!

See, she explained, this here “is not a moral conversation about abortion.” By all means strip it from the moral element. “This is a practical conversation about women’s rights.” No baby has anything to do with it. This is not about you, Junior! It’s about me, me, me!

Mercy, is it? Not for the baby. Oh, sorry–I forgot the baby has–what’s that phrase they always use on the Supreme Court when they want to duck an issue?–oh, right!–the baby has “no standing.”

Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin…

A Doofus Bites the Dust

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No, I won’t post a picture of Jalina Porter. Here’s a nice Stegosaurus instead. Our friend “Unknowable” saw one in his back yard.

Oh, the people they let into the government!

State Dept. deputy spokeswoman Jalina Porter is on her way out–no one knows where to–for trying to land a gig as a co-host on “The View” while still in public office (https://freebeacon.com/biden-administration/state-department-dumps-anti-cop-spox/). But wait, there’s more.

This dindle declared that America’s local police forces are “the largest threat to U.S. national security” and “worse than ISIS.” She also published profanity-laced comments on the social media.

So after 16 months in office, out she goes.

And will probably be replaced by someone else who’s just as bad. No one in The Regime knows any normal people.

Question: Could Jalina Porter make “The View” more obnoxious than it already is? Nah… who could possibly do that?

The Horror! The Horror!

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So my wife decided to have pizza for supper this evening. In retrospect, a very bad decision.

I got stuck at the pizzeria. They were awful busy. Everyone in town wanted pizza for the Stupor Bowl.

But I was also stuck with Stupor Bowl Pre-game on the big screen. All that babbling! Hours and hours of it! Even the flimsiest pretense of dignity cast aside. It wouldn’t stop. I could feel some of my brain cells dying painful deaths; I could hear their pitiful little screams for mercy.

All this, plus “Bloomberg for President” commercials.

It was worse than being stuck in a doctor’s waiting room with The View. Yes, I know The View ranks very high in sheer hideousness. But Super-Bowl Pre-game is even worse.

They had promos for shows that would come on after the game. Shows to dissolve your self-respect. Shows to make your brain melt and seep out your ears. Shows that make Let’s Make a Deal look like King Lear. Shows that help to assassinate our culture.

The horror, the horror…

 

My Newswithviews Column, Nov. 22 (‘Could Democrats Survive a Media Assault?’)

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Nothing like getting halfway through a Tuesday afternoon and suddenly realizing you hadn’t yet written your weekly Newswithviews piece. But at least there’s always more than enough on hand to write about.

https://newswithviews.com/could-democrats-survive-a-media-assault/

I don’t think Democrats would last two days, if the media went after them like they go after Republicans.

A Conservative Version of ‘The View’

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I don’t have TV at home, but lately I’ve been seeing a lot of it–because I’m spending a lot of time in assorted waiting rooms and they’ve all got television screens, you can’t get away from it. And if it’s morning, those TV sets are going to subject you to The View–a gaggle of left-wing harpies who spend their time bashing Donald Trump in particular and non-left Americans in general.

It makes me wonder how long any Democrat would last, if he or she were subjected to the same kind of non-stop media assault rolled out on President Trump.

Which gave me an idea for a sure-fire hit TV show: a conservative version of The View, featuring a team of witty conservative women who spend all their time sniping at Democrats.

Think of it! Anne Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Jeanine Pirro, Michelle Malkin, and Diamond and Silk–all firing broadsides at Democrats, every weekday of the year. How many nanoseconds would it take for them to turn Hillary Clinton, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or Nancy Pelosi into nationwide laughing-stocks? To send feminists and socialists scurrying for cover? Can you imagine what they would have done with the Democrats’ behavior during the Kavanagh hearings?

Awesome!

 

Torture at the Laundromat

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One of the stiffer penalties you incur when you have to go to the laundromat during the day is exposure to The View. This Far Left talk show has the power to cause a dog’s teeth to fall out. It has been known to liquefy human brains. Couldn’t we just get one of those soap operas in which the characters spout incoherent dialogue and the story makes no sense?

Today they had a guest who maintained that “You don’t have to study anything to know that socialism is right.” One would think natural-born stupidity would suffice for that, but our schools make sure to back it up with an assiduous avoidance of modern history. Otherwise someone might notice that socialism has been an abject failure everywhere, and continues to be one today.

He was followed by a parade of whining leftid jidrools proclaiming Donald Trump the worst president ever–Sorry! That title belongs to ol’ *Batteries Not Included, hands down–and complaining how they suffer, just knowing Trump is in the White House.

Anything that upsets these people has got to be good for the country.

Oh–and in case we missed it, “T*H*E   R*U*S*S*I*A*N*S” provided the Green Party kook who made the Democoms lose in Ohio yesterday. Drat them pesky Russians. Whoever they are.

That anyone would choose to listen to this stuff on purpose is way beyond me.

‘Do You Love Daytime TV?’ (2015)

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I have to go to the laundromat today, and again The View will be on TV–they just have to have a television set in the laundromat, in case you want to watch something other than the clothes going round and round inside the dryer. I think I prefer the dryer.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/03/17/do-you-love-daytime-tv/

Trying to get everything written, two hours gets torn out of my day.

BTW, I’m convinced it’s true about daytime TV killing flies.

‘What’s Worse Than Pulling Teeth?’ (2013)

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Daytime TV: that’s what’s worse than pulling teeth. Whether it’s the gabbling harpies of “The View” or the unbridled drooling lust displayed on any game show, this is pain for which there is no Novocain.

https://leeduigon.com/2013/07/30/whats-worse-than-pulling-teeth/

Gee, I just realized that when I go to the laundromat in a few minutes, I’ll be subjecting myself to daytime television.