Waht the blaizis “is” THIS????
Jobydin he “is” NOT goingto “be” Pressadint, he is goingto kwitt On us!!!! Whell, if Pressadint Obomma he ordured himb “To Do” it, he hazz To Do It!!!!
Butt thenn thay “go” ahed and jist Plug In Kmallala Whatsername, jist Plug her rite In–wen Awl “the” tyme we got *Hillery* jist waytin to Has Her Tern that she got Jipped “outof” !
Butt heer At Collidge “we” has figgred Out waht the Stragety it shood be!!
Furst yiu let Jobydin has “a nyce” “long” Resst and thenn he whil Be reddy “to run Agggen” in 2028!!! Thay’ll never axpect That!! “And” it’l Be “all rite” becoze Pressadint Obomma he “willbe” running Things beeHynd “the” Seens!!!!!!
Then yiu Sennd Kmallalalala to The Boarder sumbware “and jist maik” shoor That she getts lost!!!!!!!!!! Hey, thay plugged her in, thay can Plug Her Ouut!!!!!!!
And fynelie yiu bring “In” Hillery and APPOINT HER Pressadint so she “can” saive Demockery!!!!! How can that plann NOt wherk???
Elleckshins thay “Are” stopid ennywhay, lettin awl themb Ordrinary Dum Peeple voat!!!!! But oncet thay Has “Had” Hillery as Pressadint thay woont “whant” no elleckshins enny moar!!!!!!!!!!