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Waht the blaizis “is” THIS????

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Butt heer At Collidge “we” has figgred Out waht the Stragety it shood be!!

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And fynelie yiu bring “In” Hillery and APPOINT HER Pressadint so she “can” saive Demockery!!!!! How can that plann NOt wherk???

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More College Crapola

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They’re at it again–whining about having to read books written by white people. Like, the ideal physics textbook should be written by non-English-speaking Montagnards who are here illegally. This time the fun and games are at Notre Dame, which calls itself, laughingly, a Catholic university (https://www.thecollegefix.com/notre-dame-students-demand-to-read-fewer-white-male-scholars/).

Nimrods calling themselves “End the Hate at Notre Dame” (unless you’re hating white people, then it’s okay) want to “eliminate the violence of only privileging white scholarship.” See what they do to ordinary words? Suddenly “violence” has a whole new pseudo-meaning that has absolutely nothing to do with violence. How do you even have a conversation with airheads whose words never mean what you think they mean? Anyhow, they want to create “an initiative for organizing civil action against racist, sexist, trans-exclusionary, and queer-phobic structures at Notre Dame.” Which is supposed to be a Catholic university.

They also plan to “Decolonize America.” How would you do that? Send everybody back to where their ancestors came from? Or does the slogan not need to mean anything in particular–just more word salad from the loopy Left?

America has too many colleges and universities, with too many young people wasting their lives there and too many twerks and idiots “teaching” them a lot of ca-ca–and it costs our country way, way, way too much money.

Stop the public funding now. Before we “educate” ourselves to death. I felt several brain cells die just from reading these stupid “demands.”

When It Feels So Good to be Offended

Just in case you were thinking it’s only American colleges and universities that have been built up into fortresses for the defense of idiocy, here’s a howler from one of the most ancient and respected universities of them all–Cambridge, in England.

One of the Cambridge University colleges was all set to have a costume party, with a theme of Around the World in 80 Days, when whining petulant ninnies forced its cancellation–on the grounds that dressing up in costumes of other lands is “cultural appropriation” and therefor “racist” ( http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03/11/cambridge-students-cancel-around-the-world-in-80-days-themed-party-due-to-cultural-appropriation/ ).

Sorry, kiddies, no costume party. If you get dressed up in a sari or something, you will traumatize some poor fragile nitwit, violating his or her safe space and committing microaggression by doing something he or she doesn’t like.

I defy you to propose any activity that won’t be called “racist” on any college campus anywhere in the Western world.

I mean, who even cares whether some college students have a costume party? What kind of life is this, obsessing over trivial things that a normal person wouldn’t even notice, just because it feels so good to be offended?

And there, I think, we’ve solved a mystery.

These people get off on being offended. Having discarded the true and living God, and stumbled into self-worship, they now demand to be shown fear and deference that they have never shown to God Himself.

If they had to go a day without being offended, their heads would probably explode.