Newsy Blubbers Over ‘Global Warming’

A tearful grab of meteorologist John Morales as an inset with a graphic of Hurricane Milton's path.

We knew we were going to hear this, didn’t we?

A TV weatherman in Florida practically broke down in tears, blaming Hurricane Milton on Global Warming/Climbit Change (TM) (https://www.mediaite.com/tv/i-apologize-this-is-just-horrific-nbc-specialist-tears-up-during-report-on-hurricane-milton/).

“See! Toldja, toldja! Now, because we haven’t given Government undreamed-of powers to do anything it wants, we’ve got Global Warming/Climbit Change (TM) brewing up these hurricanes! And everybody knows–everybody!–that we never had any really bad hurricanes in Florida until we went and changed the Climate by allowing you Common People to have cars and air conditioners!” And blah-blah-blah.

Could we have prevented these hurricanes by getting rid of gas stoves? Absolutely! You plebs out there have too much freedom! And now it’s payback time for Mother Nature! When are you peasants gonna learn we’re always right?

[Note: The quote is not a real quote. It’s only what he was thinking as he babbled.]

3 comments on “Newsy Blubbers Over ‘Global Warming’

  1. Of course, solar flares, solar storms, underwater volcano eruptions, etc., are all man-made, right? (Hey, maybe if we throw a few maidens into the underwater volcano, the climate gods will be appeased. Better yet, what if we throw a bunch of politicians into the volcano?)

  2. More and more information is coming out on ways the powers that be have been experimenting with weather control. Some like Hurricane Bill Gates even have patents on how to do it. The Bible says that when the people forget God even the natural realm of earth rebels against them. That seems to be a better explanation than a nonsensical term like climate change. True Science based on evidence and facts shows tornadoes and hurricanes, wildfires, etc. are less today than in the past.

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