G’day! Byron the Quokka here, with TV listings from Quokka University. You won’t find these in TV Guide!
8 a.m. Ch. 41 Kevin Measley Presents–He calls himself “The Last of the Hittites” and all his guests are as daft as he is! Tonight: Kevin visits farmer Vince Potash in Broken Adze, New Mexico, who claims his potatoes can talk and sing.
8:12 a.m. Ch. 53 Weather With Arlene Schnook–Famous for her on-air tantrums, you never know how the weather’s going to affect her mood. “The next time it happens,” warns the CEO at Channel 53, “she’s out of here for good!”
9 a.m. Ch. 10 Shakespeare for Fish–What do your tropical fish do all day while you’re away at work? Just swimming around the aquarium gets old after a while! Enter Fong Hsueh-Ding, the Chinese genius who rewrote the entire works of William Shakespeare to make them understandable to parakeets and frogs. “Neon tetras are crazy for Richard III,” he says.
Byron here again: “Sorry to bring you only three programs, but there’s been a lot of trouble with these big foul-tempered crickets lately, and Rottnest Island’s in a bit of an uproar.”
Look at this. They won’t let us post still photos anymore. They got up to all kinds of mischief while Lee was in the hospital. We’ll be lucky if they haven’t made this video go round and round in circles.
Byron, so good to see you again! And I simply must watch that “Shakespeare for Fish” program, although I didn’t know parakeets and frogs were fish. The telly can be so educational, can it not? 🙂 🙂 🙂
Some of them identify as fish.
G’Day, Byron, ol friend. Good to see ya.
I’m choosing the “Weather With Arlene Schnook.” I have always been aware of how the weather affects the female mood, but it seems Arlene has taken it too far to be public with it 🙂