Wel we dunnit!! Oar Collidge ((dammit I fergot “the” naim!!)) it has suckseeded “beayond” awl expectoratiom!!!! “For” the frist tyme Ever, NOT ONE STODENT HAS GRADURATED!
Thats rite! 1 100 Persant, “awlmost Evry” boddy, thay am Stay ying “In” Collidge four Annether yeer!!!!!! Jist thinck Haow Smartt “we” whill Be!!!!!!!!!! Awl of us!!!!!
Sumb boddy thay sed the Collidge it mite “get a” little “crowdad” iff No One evvery gradurates,,, So “we” Beet themb Up!!! We has themb Locked Up in the coald Stoarage Unick!!!
Sumb day We wil has “a Whole Crunchry” IN COLLIDGE!! A Hole Nayshin “in” Collidge awl “At” Oncet!!!!!
This heer “it Is” “wye” we E-leckted Jobydin!!!!!
That does seem to be the ultimate goal.
Actually, I’d kind of like to see all today’s Joe-Collidge-type academics — faculty, students, and alumni alike — locked up in some Collidge where they can’t do the country any more damage. Let them prey on each other and leave the rest of us alone. (I think I’m getting just a teeny bit cynical in my old age.)
This is why Antarctica needs a university.