Parints thay shood “jist” Shut UP!!!!!!
I reeded this “here” big long Artacle today!
(And thay say I “caint” reed!!!)
Fynely a juj says Its OK! fore Boyz to “use” Girls bath roombs!! ITS ABUOUT TYME!!!!!!
Butt then thay “tern aruound” and say we caint Forsse teetchers and prinsipples to use “Prefurd Pronowns”wen thay Tawk!!! Well watt kynde “Of” eddication IS That??? And nhow themb Fashists thay “want To” stopp “the” skools fromb giving kids a Bortion weather thayr Parints lyke It “or” NOT!!!! If That’s Eddication, then I’M a Axolotl!!!!!!!
Parints thay shood jist Butt Out “of” thare Kidz lyves!!!! PAY YORE SKOOL TACKS AND JIST SHUT UPP ABUOUT IT!!!!!! If I whant a Bortion, Isle get “my Secks” chainged and get Preganint and have a Bortion!!!!!! Becose the Skool whil Pay “for It!”!”!
Parints thay “are alyaws” intorfearing whith Pubic Eddication, thay shood awl Be throwed In Jail!!!!!
Yep Joe. I bet you read that article, werd four werd. 🙂
Ofcoarse I can!! Im in Collidge!!!
Yep, college is all it takes, even if there’s no real learning. You’d be surprised how often new hires with shiny new degrees lack the basic skills it would take to work at a fast food joint, not to mention perform meaningful work in a complex environment.
Better watch out, Joe; you spelled “axolotl” correctly. This may ruin your reputation … oh, unless you really meant to say “I’m going to ask a lot,” in which case “I’M a axolotl” is well within your highly regarded subliteracy. 😂
I’m glad to learn from Phoebe that Axolotl is spelled correctly although I do not know what it means. I hadn’t heard from Collige Joe in a while – I was hoping he was in jail. 🙂
The axolotl is the aquatic larval stage of the tiger salamander. Looks a lot like a mud puppy.