“I can’t imagine what I did wrong!”
One in five adults in the United Kingdom can’t change a light bulb or boil an egg, according to a survey by an insurance company (https://studyfinds.org/change-lightbulb-household-chores-study/).
What can we say? Do you know how to change a light bulb? How many ways are there to make a mess of it? We’ll leave boiling an egg for another time: don’t want any brains fried here.
There’s really only one way to change a light bulb. I won’t insult my readers by describing it.
How does a modern nation with a zillion schools and millions of homes that rely on light bulbs to provide light wind up in such a state of ignorance? Imagine having to pay an electrician to unscrew an old light bulb and screw a new one in.
Suddenly it seems so much easier to understand how they’ve wound up with a socialist prime minister.