Watch these baby possums closely! They are demonstrating the soon-to-be-official Olympic sport of Synchronized Chewing. Yes, as people get flabbier and flabbier, even the athletes, we’re gonna need some new sports that nobody cares about except when the Olympics is on TV. But remember–baby possums did it first.
Note: I brought a baby possum into my bedroom once, but my mother thought it was a rat and had a major freak-out over it. So the possum had to go.
My wife once had a pet possum that had babies in the house. The cats were persuaded not to bother them.