Her eyes light up! She makes scary noises! She’ll freak out trick-or-treaters! You’ll have the coolest Halloween decoration on the block.
And best of all, she talks! Just press the magic button, and she’ll say the following:
“It’s my turn!”
“I beat him last time but the Russians stole the election!”
“I’ll get you, you deplorables! Ya-hah-hahaha!”
“Damn that Electoral College!”
“It takes a village!”
“It’s still my turn!”
See grown men flee in terror once they hear that voice! See the grass around her shrivel up and die.
The Super-DeLuxe model also reaches out and picks people’s pockets as they go past, but it’s illegal in Red states.