I jist heerd somb-Thing witch prooves Jobydin “shood-be” PreSsadint for fourty (&*4)^) moar Yeers!!!
Didju know “his” Unckle he was ate “by” Caterpillers?? Its True! All themb Catterpillers–
Stop, Tyme aout,, this Aint the Stoary!!!
It wuznt Catrapillers!!
It was Cannables” that Ate” himb!!!!!!!!!!
This hapened sumbware “aruaoun”d New Jarsey dooring “the” War!. I fourgot witch War!. I diddnt know “thare was” Canables In New Jursy!!
Butt “yiu” doughnt has “To” taik mhy Wordd “four” It!!!!!! Taik Jobydin’t Word,, wen wood he “evver” Lye??? Wen wood “he” evver Be crayzy Enuought to maik “up” a Stoary lyke That???? I bet lotsa menandwimmin got Ate by Canables “in” the War!!! Themb Canables thay tryde “to” EEat Hillery too!!!!!!! Emadgin waht A Tradegy “that wood” be!!!!!!!!!!