I doughnt Know wye “that thare” hedline is up thare, making Peple “think” I amb Droping Out of Collidge!!! Sumbboddy thay are Trying “to” maik me look stupid!!!!!
What reely hapened was, I fell Off these here big bawls we “were bounsing Araound to raze munny foar Kamalala to git E-lektid Pressadint! It’s Not “as” eezy as it looks!! So I was “bountsing” aroaund wen I thawt I seen Jobydin! bowncing on a big red bawl and it maid me fawl off!!!! And wen I looked agin,, he waznt thare!!!!!!
This prooves that he has Magickle Powers!!!!
We has sended Off “a” leter to Kamalala aksing Her to c”ome” to our Campis and bounse whith us!!!!! Thar wil “kill off” the roomers that she “is” a Which!!!!!! Gotta do “that” befoar its Halloween!!!!