Yep, that’s the crickets chirping in the background…
Holy cow, we missed the Oscars! No, not Oscar Werner and Oscar Bonavena. I mean The Oscars, from Hollywood. They held it just five days ago.
Well, all right, I did notice one headline: the award for Best Costume Design was presented by a nudist. In uniform, as it were. I don’t know anyone who has any idea why they did that.
The long, drawn-out suicide of the movie industry continues…