“What did I just see? What was it? Oh, why can’t I remember!!!”
Having let the cat out of the bag, Anheuser-Busch thinks they can stuff it back in. And we’ll all get amnesia and forget we ever saw it.
So they’ve quickly brought out the Clydesdales and schmaltzy Americana, and “This is a story bigger than beer…” (https://nypost.com/2023/04/17/budweiser-releases-new-pro-america-ad-with-iconic-mascot-in-wake-of-anheuser-busch-mulvaney-controversy/). “America’s beer, Bud Light,” blah-blah. You can drive your horse past the ol’ country church twenty times a day–
And you’ll still be “that Transgender beer.” From now on.
You took this yuccch! tranny and rubbed him in our faces, thinking it would ramp up your sales, astounded when you lost several billion dollars.
No, no, no! We don’t want Transgender! We want it to go away, to be heard of no more. We are appalled that it’s got this far. We dread what The Next Big Thing will be. How can they get lower than this? But they’re liberals and they will always find a way to be worse.
Do they really, truly think they can make us forget the wacko that they served up to us as–what? What about this creature was supposed to delight us?
That next step down is gonna be a doozy. I wonder if we’ll survive it.