They weren’t getting ready for a slumber party, were they?
The British Supreme Court has ordered Prime Minister Keit Starmer to step down (“Don’t let the door hit you on the bum on your way out”) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smmmy4jY_bw&t=205s). They’re calling it the biggest government scandal since the 10th century.
No, Starmer wasn’t kicked out for allowing a Muslim invasion of his country, nothing like that. He is just charged with dipping his fingers into the public purse. (Thanks and a hat tip to They’ll Do It Every Time by Jimmy Hatlo.) Heck, what’s 124 thousand pounds?
No one knows what will happen next. A poll shows 72% of the public thinks Starmer should resign, toot-sweet.
Others are investigating whether Starmer took foreign money in return for favors granted. Tut-tut.
This is shaping up to be a serious bummer for the United Kingdom. But then again, maybe now. Maybe it’s not to late to save their country.