Oh, Canada! (You Gotta Be Kiddin’)

If you ever thought Canada was a serious country, worthy of being taken seriously… this might change your mind.

Military wanted hate crime investigation into rampant male washroom tampon vandalism

Last year Canada’s Stupid Party government decided to install tampon dispensers in the men’s washrooms throughout the armed services. Why was this done? Well, it was done by idiots–ask them.

Guess what? Men vandalized the dispensers, threw the tampons into the trash, and made their displeasure widely known. So The Canadian Armed Forces [their version of the Pentagon] wept and wailed about “hate crime” and wanted an investigation but didn’t get one, lack of evidence, etc.

How much money was wasted on this galloping idiocy?  How many full-time ****-heads parleyed this into a well-paid career? Yeah, yeah, they’re gonna abolish hate crimes and “extremism,” making the world safe for their own extremism.

Would you believe it? Guys were emptying the dispensers and throwing away the tampons… and at first the nimrods Up Above were puzzled by what they interpreted as an unexpectedly “high demand” for tampons! These yo-yos are gonna defend Canada in case of war? Maybe the enemy will be laughing too hard to fight.

Beware: This bad seed has already been planted in the U.S. military and with any bad luck we could wind up with an army of woke fairies.