‘Dude, Watch Your Back’

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Well, the knives are out at CNN. If you’re working there, watch your back.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/02/media/jeff-zucker-cnn/index.html

First they fired Chris Cuomo, who was using his nooze anchor’s position to promote his brother, Gov. Andy of New York. As a former editor and reporter, I can tell you that this arrangement was deeply unethical and never should’ve been allowed in the first place. But they did allow it, Gov. Andy got away with all kinds of mischief, and wound up with a $5 million book deal–so Chris just had to go.

Chapter II: The Revenge. And suddenly the president of CNN resigns, taking everybody by surprise, ostensibly because he was making the beast with two backs with his marketing director. They’d known each other for a long time, but their “relationship” only “evolved” during the COVID revels.

This scenario is very hard for many people to believe–a Far Left Crazy nooze exec canned because he had a sexual affair? Usually they laugh and pat you on the back. There are those who say Chris Cuomo has some big-time dirt on Mr. Prez. Hey, maybe he has dirt on everybody at CNN. We’ll have a better idea when we see who’s next to collapse halfway across the forum with a knife between his shoulder blades.

It’d be nice to see the Left start eating itself. It might also save our country.

‘Should Journalists Be Beheaded?’ (2016)

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Dizzy and Dopey–yer both out, now.

Granted, the art of headline-writing is sinking into the swamp with the rest of our civilization. Even so, you’d expect an outfit like townhall.com to do a bit better than Imam Says Journalists Should Be Beheaded During Fox News Interview.

Should Journalists Be Beheaded?

Since the performance of, uh, “journalists” during and after the 2020 elections, the question takes on a kind of urgency. Like, maybe we should behead them?

Well, Chris Cuomo just got fired by CNN–by CNN, by cracky!–for lying like a rug and using his position to advance his brother politically. Now some other liar will take his place, and he (or she), too, will lie. Because that’s what Our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media does!

The headline makes more sense now than it did in 2016.