Rassmussen Poll: 58% of Americans See Nooze Media as ‘Enemy’

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I somehow missed this story when it came out in July; but, well, they weren’t going to shout it from the housetops, were they?

A Rassmussen poll found 58% of likely U.S. voters agreed that the nooze media is “the enemy of the people” (https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/current_events/media/58_of_voters_agree_media_are_enemy_of_the_people). Honk if you’re surprised. Yeahbut, yeahbut! 36% disagreed!

Phil Rizzuto used to note that on his scorecard as “WW”–“wasn’t watching.”

Once upon a time, our news media was mostly trusted to provide us with honest, accurate, reliable information about the world around us. They have largely pissed that away. I mean, come on! Have you read anything from the Associated Press lately? Total Democrat shills. It reads like the old Peking Review, vintage 1967.

Big Media has forfeited its trust. Now, if we want news that has at least a prayer of being true, we have to rely on alternative media. Thank heaven that we have it.

The day the AP, the New York Times, and all the rest of them go out of business will be a good day for America.

‘Newspaper Claims Its Anti-Trump Jihad Is Growing’ (2018)

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Now they can’t even write a sensible headline

Remember this? In 2018 the Boston Glob tried to organize a full-scale editorial war against President Donald Trump, and claimed it had rounded up 100 other noozepapers to join in.

Newspaper Claims Its Anti-Trump Jihad is Growing

I still haven’t adjusted to our nooze outlets sounding like the Peking Review, vintage 1967. It still disappoints me, and makes me ashamed of the years I spent as a reporter and editor.

Left to the mercies of Big Media, we would literally have no reliable source of news. It’d just be all Big Brother, all the time.

I really do hate what the Democrat Party and its useful idiots have done to America.

Noozie: School Board Meetings = ‘Insurrection’

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Don’t you just love it when leftids learn a new word and then use it at us a million times a day? Remember “gravitas”? And the buzzword for now is “insurrection.”

The Left is gettin’ grieved that parents are showing up at local school board meetings to demand an end of Critical Race Theory (“White people are bad!”) and transgender indoctrination leveled at their children (https://croatia.bpositivenow.com/jim-acosta-whats-next-a-riot-at-your-local-school-board-meeting/). These uppity parents should butt out of their children’s education!

CNN noozie Jim Acosta, desperately looking for a new place to hang his hat now that Donald Trump is out of office, called these kind of loud and contentious school board meetings an “insurrection”–because that’s what it is, from now on, whenever you don’t see eye to eye with these creeps–and accused the parents in Loudon, Virginia, of “trans-bashing and an anti-CRT moral panic.” And guess what? It’s Donald Trump’s fault!

What would America look like if these leftist zombies ever got their way? Pray we never find out!

I don’t know about you, but I truly can’t imagine what they want.

‘Doing Journalism’

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The journalism school at Fimbo University has tossed out all of its traditional journalism courses in a campaign “to bring news reporting into the 21st century,” according to Dean of Journalism Dr. Horace Pravda. “Our students, upon graduation, will be the cutting edge of modern journalism.”

“All the old ways of doing journalism have got to go,” he said. “We’ve abolished all the old courses and replaced them with new ones.” Like these:

*Sucking Up. Let those public figures know you’re in their corner all the way! Open borders, transgender, sweetheart deals for China and Iran–you name it, we’re on it!

*Concealing Facts. Never let the public know anything that the Democrat Party doesn’t want them to know. Presidential candidate’s son under investigation for a plethora of assorted crimes and conflicts of interest? Never, never print it. And ban it from the social media.

*“What Is Truth?” This is our honors course! Let’s face it, “truth” is overrated. In this course, students will learn there’s no such thing as “truth.” There’s only “your truth” and “our truth,” and “our truth” always wins!

*Lying 101. Our introductory course trains journalism students in the finer points of lying and not getting caught. Not that getting caught will ever get you fired, but who needs the hassle? Someone once said “There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.” Lying 101 will make you adept at all three!

“Forget about the news,” said Dr. Pravda. “Our job is the fundamental transformation of America! How else do you think lawless riots get turned into ‘mostly peaceful protests’ in the headlines?”

 

‘Entering the Danger Zone’ (2016)

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One of the weirdest and most unsettling things about our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. is the way it just wipes the pieces off the board and expects us to forget that they were ever there. Like, all of a sudden, spoil-sport Republicans invented this thing called Questioning the Election and aren’t they just awful–!

Back up to the 2016 election.

Entering the Danger Zone

From the moment it became clear that Crooked Hillary wasn’t going to be president, after all, every Far Left rotter in the country went full-throttle trying to get Donald Trump kicked out of office–before he was even inaugurated! And they kept it up every hour of every day for the whole four years of his term–longest-running tantrum in all of recorded history.

Well, sunshine, we don’t forget. And we don’t believe you anymore, so why don’t you just take a long walk off a short pier?

Nooze Anchor Trapped in Roach Motel!

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Ace reporter Floyd Kumquat, of WAOC-News, has been rushed to the hospital with his head stuck in a roach motel.

According to our sources, the veteran news anchor “was looking for evidence of Russian collusion in the 2016 election” and thought he might find it in the roach trap. “His head is just small enough to fit inside a roach motel,” a witness said. “Unfortunately, he got stuck on all that sticky stuff inside.”

If the roach motel cannot safely be removed, doctors said, it may be necessary to amputate Mr. Kumquat’s head. The operation is not expected to interfere with his ability to present Democrat-friendly news. “Happily, that’s the only kind of news we do!” said WAOC president Biden Trotsky.

Long-time employees recalled the sad case of another reporter, Gloria Infobabe, who was snapped up by a chameleon. “He thought she was a spider,” recalled Mr. Trotsky. “A lot of us thought so, too.”

Wikipedia: Not Honest

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I don’t watch CNN, so I don’t know which anchor this is, interviewing George C. Scott as she crawls across the ceiling.

Wikipedia likes to come across as a real online encyclopedia, a place where you can always go to get the facts. Which is true, except when they’re lying to you.

For instance: Gateway Pundit is described by Wikipedia as a far right fake news site, full of “misinformation” and conspiracy theories. But CNN and MSNBC are described merely as cable news outlets.

Gimme a break. Do you know that a visitor recently saw CNN personnel crawling around the ceiling like flies? His name has been withheld, of course.

A mail clerk says the nooze staff at MSNBC get paychecks from the Chinese Communist Party twice a month.

This post is surely as accurate as anything that Wikipedia has to say about any news organization. Wikipedia probably still calls The New York Daily News “centrist.”

They can probably be trusted if you just want to read about kangaroos or something; but in the realm of public affairs, proceed with extreme skepticism.

How to Make Your Ratings Go Up

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They could always try hanging the chart upside-down…

So there’s this noozie whose show is at the very bottom of the ratings heap, Brian Something… is it Swelter? Brian Swelter? (Nah, that’s the mean chef in Gormenghast.)

How is this fat bald guy supposed to get his ratings up? Believe it or not, he solved the problem.

By going on vacation! (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/05/awkward-cnn-hosts-ratings-go-slightly-away-vacation/)

Him not being there caused his show’s dismal ratings to improve. Only slightly, but one has to start somewhere. His show might really get a shot in the arm if he resigns and disappears from public view.

Noozies, we don’t love you anymore.

Poll: 72% Say Nooze Media Tells Lies

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Here’s a little something I missed when it came out three years ago: an Axios poll found that 72% of Americans believed the news media “report news they know to be fake, false, or purposely misleading” (https://thehill.com/homenews/media/394352-poll-72-percent-say-traditional-outlets-report-news-they-know-to-be-fake-false).

And the nooze has labored on it ever since.

In 1976 a Gallup poll found trust in the news media at 74%.

By 2016 that figure had slipped to 32%.

In the 2018 poll, even 53% of Democrats conceded that the nooze lies at least “sometimes.”

Great Scott, what would that figure be today? Does anyone who’s not a solid stone-head liberal have any trust in our nooze media–any at all?

Need it be said that it’s really very bad for the public not to have reliable information about what’s going on? But that’s precisely what we don’t have now.

It’s because our (LOL) “journalistic” establishment has thrown in all the way with Far Left Crazy, and hopes to be rich and powerful in a “transformed” America.

I was a newsman once. Today’s so-called journalism makes me ashamed to admit it.

CNN Admits: They’re Also Out to Get Gaetz

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What ever happened to “reporting the news”?

Well, James O’Keefe, of Project Veritas, swung his undercover microphone into action during a chat with CNN Technical Director Charlie Chester–who bragged about CNN’s use of “propaganda” to bring down President Donald Trump and replace him with a scarecrow.

Now we learn that CNN has also been out to get Rep. Matt Gaetz (https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/leaked-video-shows-cnn-director-admitting-matt-gaetz-stories-are-democrat-propaganda/).

Charlie Chester put it so eloquently: “If the agenda, say, is like get, like Matt Gaetz right now, he’s like this Republican. He’s a problem for the Democratic Party because he’s so conservative, and he can cause a lot of hiccups in passing laws and what not. So it would be great for the Democratic Party to get him out… So we’re going to keep running these stories to keep hurting him…”

One of “these stories” was a false report that Gaetz had requested a meeting with the president to ask for a pardon for assorted “crimes.” The story was not true, but CNN kept it on their front page for 24 hours.

So nooze media are going to decide who’s in Congress and who isn’t? I thought the people were supposed to decide that in elections. Then again, we know what they’ve done to elections, don’t we?

These are acts of war against America, and against the American people, by a domestic enemy intent on destroying our constitutional republic and replacing it with a one-party totalitarian regime owned and operated by the Far Left. CNN is in that sense an enemy unit engaged against America.

And right now it looks like the enemy is winning.