My Newswithviews Column, May 4 (‘Good News–About Science’)

Scientists Are A New Force In The Freelance Revolution: Meet Kolabtree

Just because they aren’t covered doesn’t mean they aren’t there.

I was reaching a point in my career where I viewed all “science” with radical skepticism, deeming them nothing better than henchmen for the global Far Left Crazy.

I was happy to discover I was wrong!

Good News—About Science

True, we almost never get to hear from or hear about the honest scientists out there. Our in-the-bag nooze media ignores them and pours out oceans of ink for the atheist, globalism, reductionist fringe. You begin to think bad science in the service of bad politics, as reported by bad journalism, is the only science left in town.

That’s what they want you to think. And it isn’t true.

‘Is It “News”–Or Psychological Warfare Against America?’ (2020)

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Let us never, never, never forget what our so-called governments, so-called news media, and so-called educators did to us during their so-called Pandemic. It must not be allowed to happen again–and you can be sure they’ll try.

Is It ‘News’–or Psychological Warfare Against America?

I think we understand it better now. At least I think I have a clearer picture of the role of the media–a coordinated effort for Democrat victory in that year’s election, no matter what the cost to the American people.

Plus they enjoy making us jump through hoops. And it gives them a thrill to scare people and make them think they’re gonna die unless some shabby globalist Far Left jidrools save them.


Getting the Nooze–a Week Before It Happens

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Oh, that nooze media!

Michigan Channel 3 News (LOL) has published the results of Michigan’s Republican primary election–which will not be held until next week (

And so another satire becomes reality. Just yesterday I reposted a satire I wrote in 2018, “New from J-School: A Scoop Every Time.” Reporters can get scoops simply by making up news stories and publishing them before they happen, if they ever happen at all. And if they don’t, who’s going to notice?

Channel 3 had all the RINOs and anti-Trump stooges winning their primaries, which will not be held until next week. They made up news stories from thin air, numbers and all,  and published them. Then they wonder why we don’t trust “journalism” anymore.

Why have elections at all? Let the nooze media announce the winners ahead of time and all the voters can stay home.

‘Another Censorship “Mistake”‘ (2018)

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The only thing that made it satire was, those machines have not yet been invented. But if they had been, CNN would have them.

Since this was written, CNN has reportedly lost 90% of its viewership. Guess those “mistakes” are catchin’ up to them.

Another Censorship ‘Mistake’

Notice that whenever Big Tech makes a “mistake” and censors something that shouldn’t be censored–like our country’s founding documents, for instance–it is always at the expense of the conservative side of the aisle. If they ever made a “mistake” that hurt the Far Left Crazy, the planet would probably spin off into outer space.

The Top 3 Lies About the Ukraine Crisis

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“So do I get my 10 percent or not?”

I don’t like to write war nooze, because I have very little confidence in the information we receive from the media.

Nevertheless, here are what will surely be the top three lies told about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. If you haven’t heard any of them yet, be patient. You will.

*It’s Donald Trump’s fault. Hillary Clinton says so. It is rumored that she once said something, back in 2009, that was not a lie. She denies it.

*Ukraine’s borders are much more important than our own! Six out of ten Democrats think so.

*The real fight is Climate Change! John Kerry said it first, but look for lots and lots of libs to echo him.

There is an outside chance that they will blame the war in Ukraine on white privilege. They haven’t done it yet, but don’t be too surprised if they do.

God help us.

‘More Fake News from CNN: “22 School Shootings” (2018)

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The nooze media have been throwing fables at us for a long time. Here’s a whopper from CNN, vintage 2018:

More Fake News from CNN: ’22 School Shootings’

You’ll find 46 comments attached to this. A liberal came in to lecture us, that day. Why do these people take such pains to convince you, “I’m a Republican,” while going into tantrum mode because Hillary Clinton isn’t president? Rush Limbaugh used to call ’em seminar callers.

Meanwhile, CNN has lost some 90% of its viewership. We can root for the remaining 10% to follow.

Dark Suspicions

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The nooze is getting to me. It has aroused certain dark suspicions. Like these:

Joe Biden is a dybbuk.

The whole COVID thing is a rehearsal for global government.

The ultimate goal of the transgender movement is the extinction of the human race.

Behind the scenes, not-very-nice chimpanzees are running the show.

Tolkien wasn’t kidding when he wrote about Orcs.

You couldn’t stage a softball game with the number of Congressmen that China has not bought off.

I know, I know–it’s only nooze, most of it is lies. Mustn’t let it upset me. Pray harder, sing louder, laugh and make rude noises at pontificating liberals. Maybe we can laugh them off the stage. Let’s go, Brandon.

The Purpose of the Nooze Media

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Is it really that hard to find a Christmas tree?

“I sure hope we can get a Christmas tree,” my wife said. “They’re talking about this terrible shortage”–“they,” of course, being our ever-lovin’ nooze media. But then we heard that friends of ours had just gone out and bought their tree without a hassle, without having to spend a potload of money, with no shortage anywhere they looked–

And that’s our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media in a nutshell.

What is its purpose? To keep us “informed”? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! That’ll be the day. I turn on the car radio and all this bad nooze spills out of it. Ah! But that’s the clue.

The purpose of today’s nooze media is to create a state of fear that’s intended to have timorous people clinging to the skirts of the government–and willing to sacrifice their liberty if the government can offer them security. They are there to scare us and demoralize us into slavery.

This is idol worship. “Protect us by thy might, Great God our King,” the old song says. Today’s leftids address their prayers to “Science” and the all-devouring state. Give us all yo’ money, cough up all yo’ freedom–and we’ll protect you!

From what?

Oh… they’ll protect Blacky from Whitey and Whitey from Blacky, and protect us all from Climate Change and King COVID the Conqueror, and systemic racism, heteronormativity, intersectional dianetics, etc., etc.

They will protect us from the boogiemen that they themselves made up, to scare us into the shelter of their prison camps.

Government without God, government that’s not accountable to God, is an unnecessary evil. More and more of the world is falling under its shadow.

God will call those who will lead us out of it.

And I don’t think it’s gonna be the noozies.

‘Should Journalists Be Beheaded?’ (2016)

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Dizzy and Dopey–yer both out, now.

Granted, the art of headline-writing is sinking into the swamp with the rest of our civilization. Even so, you’d expect an outfit like to do a bit better than Imam Says Journalists Should Be Beheaded During Fox News Interview.

Should Journalists Be Beheaded?

Since the performance of, uh, “journalists” during and after the 2020 elections, the question takes on a kind of urgency. Like, maybe we should behead them?

Well, Chris Cuomo just got fired by CNN–by CNN, by cracky!–for lying like a rug and using his position to advance his brother politically. Now some other liar will take his place, and he (or she), too, will lie. Because that’s what Our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media does!

The headline makes more sense now than it did in 2016.

Arizona Ballot Audit Smells Worse and Worse

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More results from the Arizona ballot audit of the 2020 presidential election (

*23,000 mail-in votes from persons no longer living at that address

*17,000 duplicate ballots received after the election

*2,300 ballots received from persons who’d moved out of Maricopa County

*2,000 received from persons who’d moved out of Arizona

*74,000 mail-in votes from persons to whom ballots had never been sent in the first place

*168,000 damaged ballots were counted.

What more do we need to hear?

The big question is, Will Arizona recall its electors? Our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media are working hard to prevent it.

Stay tuned.