Well, I’m back.
Remember, in Mille Bornes, how you got a Safe Trip Bonus if you made your 1,000 miles without using any “200” cards? I don’t think many of my fellow Parkway drivers were interested in earning that kind of bonus today. A lot of them drive like they’d been shot from guns.
So I thank you for your prayers, I thank the Lord for getting us there and back in one piece, and now I think I would like a nice cigar…