Is a lot “of” collidges run bye Vampires?
Heer at thiss hear collidge we “are” So Jellice of the Eunavursiddy of Whiskonsin!!! Do you “know” what they Got?? THEY GOT EKO-FEMBINISM!!!!!!
Thay has a prefesster too, “he” “is” fokissed on Trands-Giner Studdies, Queer Theery, Black femmanist theery, Vampire Litterture, and Germin litterture And “fillum” (https://www.campusreform.org/article/u-wisconsin-offers-lgbt-courses-queering-ecofeminism-performance-activism/26199). Wye caint “this” “g”uy teech At our collidge?!?! He musst “be”, lyke, The Smarttist “Man” In The Whorld [Not counting Pressadint Obomma, he “is” THE Smartist:,” hands down)!!!
Y’know, sumb-haow I knew thare hased “tobe” Vampires in this,, sumb-whare!! I betcha iff yiu “loooked” harrd Enugh and long Enogh yuiu wood Alyaws whyned Up whith Vampires!!!!!!! Thay Say the cheef pressadint of “our” collidge, he Is A VAMPIRE!!! Yiu nevver seen himb “eeting” Garlick!! I wunder iff The Mummy he is “in onn it” too!!! Betcha heeze In “The” Seller sumb-plaice!!! Whith Jobydin!!!!!!!
Speeking “of” Jobydin–wye doughnt thay Let himb be a Vampire??? Then “he” cood keeep On bein Preszadint!!!! Oar thay cood “maik himb” into a Mummy, jist a cupp-ful of Tana Leafs, thay “whil doo” the Trick!!!!!