‘Here’s What the Universities Are Doing with Their Bailout Money (2020)

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Ah, the Great Pandemic! Seems like only yesterday, doesn’t it?

And how did our institutions of Higher Learning respond to the crisis?

By wasting our money, of course.

Here’s What the Universities Are Doing with Their Bailout Money

Yowsah, yowsah! You can’t spend enough money on Diversity–never mind spending too damned much! Our universities went into an orgy of insane spending on ridiculous “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion” initiatives –money that would be more productively, sanely, and profitably spent on lottery tickets.

It’s scandalous that Congress has done so little to project us. And shameful that we’ve done so little to protect ourselves. We could at least stop going to universities to get degrees in Nothing Studies.

If we cut off their money supply they can’t hurt us anymore.