‘How Would You Sell the USA?’ (My Newswithviews Column, March 14)

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I really screwed this up yesterday, but today we’re back on an even keel with my Newswithviews column.

How Would You Sell the USA?

Crooked politics, feckless churches–what could possibly go wrong? Well, at least our education system’s flat-out wonderful! [Here they come with the straitjacket.] And our popular culture is the berries! [We’re gonna need the net, too–this guy is far gone…]