Shorts in the Snow

snow weather | Essdras M Suarez Photography

It’s been blisteringly cold here in central NJ for several days. By “cold” I mean tear-your-face-off temperatures coupled with high winds. But the last two days have been sunny enough to allow us to open our car doors, which had been frozen shut. So off we went to the Stop & Shop. Still only 18 degrees out, though.

Patty can’t stop talking about the man she saw wearing flimsy cotton shorts. Our checkout clerk–who was wearing her coat over her clerk’s smock–said, “You should see some of the people we get in here, no matter what the weather. Some guy came in the other day in his pajamas.” That day it was not only horribly cold, but also raining.

(“Shorts! He was wearing shorts!” she mutters, for about the 50th time today…)

As a sage of my acquaintance once observed, “You don’t need to go to Wal-Mart to see People of Wal-Mart.” Looks like he was right.

 

Dig That Global Warming! (Oops! ‘Climate Change’)

Incredible images of icy roads and frozen cars in Tenerife and La Palma

Would you believe this picture was taken in the Canary Islands? Yeesh!

It’s really hard to jabber about Global Warming when it’s 64 degrees below zero–which is what the thermometer read the other day in Rabbit Kettle, Northwest Territories (Canada). The last time it got that cold up there was in 1980, when it was 67 below.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/winter-weather/live-news/live-updates-blizzard-bomb-cyclone-creates-chaos-before-christmas/1430072

But check out that AccuWeather report, above. It was one below in Nashville. TV–a new record low. A couple of people up in Buffalo have died as a result of extreme winter weather.

Well, that’s why they had to repackage Global Warming as Climate Change, isn’t it?

In their wildest dreams and fantasies, do puffed-up “scientists” and globalist big wigs really, truly, honestly believe that they can control the whole world’s climates? Note that I did not say “climate.” That’s because there is no such thing as a world climate. What we have is a whole bunch of different climates, depending on where you are, the time of year, and local weather conditions which constantly change.

Constant change is the rule of life on a living planet. We are on the only one we know about. We do not own it. We do not control it.

And Barack Obama, John Kerry, and Klaus Schwab can go to blazes.

P.S.–Both our cars have their doors frozen shut. Oh, fap!