Emergency! The New Jersey State Legislature is not diverse enough! There are too many white men in it! Alert social justice watchers just noticed that this week.
Would you believe it? In all the legislature, you won’t find a single drag queen, or a homeless person, or a black lesbian who’s here illegally, not even one 12-year-old, and no one who even claims to be from another planet!
(Leftids are never satisfied. This legislature just gave them the assisted suicide law that they’ve been clamoring for, for ages–but it’s never enough.)
But has anybody noticed that our state’s auto mechanics aren’t diverse enough, either?
I’m part French, part German, with a little Scotch-Irish thrown in. You’d think I could find at least one Franco-German mechanic to service my car, wouldn’t you? But no! I have to entrust it to persons who are not Franco-German! Who may even be Italian–descendants of those villains from Rome who enslaved my ancestors a mere 2,000 years ago… and I still haven’t been paid any reparations for that.
Who can describe the trauma one suffers by having to go through any kind of interaction with persons who are ethnically or culturally different from oneself? That’s not diversity! [Takes two-minute time-out for a tantrum] Diversity’s when everybody’s just like you! Exactly like you!
I learned it in college.