From the Rutgers Looniversity student handbook, 2015: “There is no such thing as free speech.”
That’s gonna look pretty bad when President Trump’s executive order, cutting off research grants to all colleges and looniversities that refuse to allow free speech, goes into effect.
Then my old alma mater–where, once upon a time, “dissent” was a sacred cow–will be on the phone to me again, asking me for money.
I can hardly wait.
Collidge is jist So grate, this hear Is “the” plaice for Grate Idears!
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Butt we has got Somthing evven beter then That!!! Our Cheef Comasar she is Goingto Run four Pressadint!!!!! She is been In Collidge sinst 1991 so she is reely Smart!!!!! Neckst yeer she whil probbly get her Batchler’s Deegree in Wimmins Introspectionul Ginder Studdies! So she whil be reddy to Be Pressadint,, she evin Looks like Hillery!
Jist nhow She belangs to the Socilist Workers Peeples Jutstus Vegan Party butt she whil seak the nombinacion fromb the Demmocrats thare isnt no diffrints anymoar and aslo now the rest “of” us we al got To “join” i hoap i can fined some Munny becose yiu “has” to pay Dooze!!
Wel we pased themb Eye Contack ragulacions the voat “it was” Unaminase Exept for this one stupid “doap” he voated Aginst It so we hadded to kick him “offf” “the” “Stodent Soviet” and aslo we busted his bysickle!!! that is waht hapens wen yiu Go Aginst Diversatty!!
Marching off to Lib-land…
We saw an American cop show once–I think it was an episode of Law and Order–that was about the most constipated thing I’ve ever seen. They couldn’t get through a single scene without “including” every identifiable cultural or ethnic group except the Picts–a perfect illustration of the absurdity of “diversity” and “inclusion.”
Where is it written that every group must be “included” in everything we do? Where is it written that “diversity” must be pursued as an end in itself, and artificially created?
And with a group of artificially-created “diverse” characters, how come they all look like models, all with perfect teeth and hair, etc.? Why does “diversity” always end up looking and sounding like uniformity?
Uh… because it’s a liberal thing, and lib things never make any sense?
Action-packed! A thrill a minute! As the P.C. Police Diversity Squad stomps down anyone who dares to deviate from the program, even in the smallest and most inconsequential ways, hard-left kooks in the audience will cheer them on…
So waddaya say, everybody? Ready to give up your freedom? Ready to throw away your last poor shreds of self-respect? Of course you are! Welcome to Progressive Paradise! Hold still, please, while we duct-tape your mouth shut…
Yeah, okay, you can have your ultra-Orthodox Talmud school as long as you don’t do any of those ultra-Orthodox Talmud things…
They want Diversity–as long as it’s not too diverse! You aren’t allowed to wander off the liberal reservation. As long as you remain part of the left-wing hive-mind, you can be as Diverse as you please. As long as you don’t disagree with your masters.
Cop shows of the Democrat-operated future–that ought to keep you awake nights. Here’s an example.
Think I’m kidding? Federal “investigation” and prosecution of Climate Change Denial was on their 2016 platform; you could look it up.
It’s up to all of us to work hard to make sure that future doesn’t happen.
Don’t you just love the way our looniversities use language? We haven’t seen anything like it since the Tower of Babel.
At California Polytechnic, “Diversity Action Initiatives” are being put into play to reduce the number of white students. This is done by the school’s Office of Diversity and Inclusion (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11111).
“Inclusion” means excluding white students. And “Diversity” means a rigid uniformity of thought.
The looniversity brags that in 2011 white students were 63% of the student body, but in 2017, less than 55%. And they’ll keep on “culling” white kids until they can say their student body reflects “the demographics of California.”
All right, I’m listening: tell me how this is not a racist policy. Go ahead, give it your best shot.
Meanwhile, the school plans to add “pre-enrollment diversity training,” whatever the hell that is. Probably some scheme to make students’ minds right. More expensive than a sweat box, but still effective. If it wasn’t making students visibly more disturbed and addled, they wouldn’t do it.
Hey, if people really want to send their sons and daughters to a school like that, it’s their business. But why should any public money be poured into an actively racist institution? Why do we have to keep paying them to screw up our country?
De-fund the universities. All of them. Now.
Canada is miles ahead of us when it comes to forcing people to say things that lacerate their consciences. Like, for instance, the Alberta School Act.
Like the government honcho explains, if you’re a Christian family homeschooling your children, you’ve gotta teach ’em that homosexual acting-out is good and moral and peachy-keen, even if you think it’s an abominable sin. In the words of the Act, homeschooled children will be required to “respect the cultural diversity, the religious diversity, and the common values of Canada.”
“Diversity” means uniformity strictly imposed by a left-wing government.
“Common values of Canada” means leftids’ “values,” no one else’s.
Five years since I posted this: how much better do you suppose public education has gotten in the meantime?
There’s no one as anti-human as a humanist.
How could they? How could they force defenseless, fragile teenagers to participate in such a dangerous, demeaning activity as a game of musical chairs?
Well, that’s what happened at a tony private prep school in New York City, and it is now the subject of a lawsuit (https://nypost.com/2018/02/21/prep-school-sued-after-student-hurts-her-butt-during-musical-chairs/). It seems one of her classmates pulled the chair out from under her and she fell on her bum. And sustained incalculably horrific emotional damage.
According to the lawsuit, the school was way out of line in allowing–er, “forcing”–kids with “disparate physical skills and builds” to play a game together. For the benefit of today’s college graduates, “disparate” means “different.” Kids should only be allowed to play games with those who have exactly the same physical skills and builds as they do.
Wouldn’t that make it kind of hard to get up a game of anything but solitaire? I mean, how many people do you know who have exactly the same physical skills and build as yours?
The only question that needs to be answered here is, who’s the biggest schmendrick–the lawyer or the parents?