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‘P.C. Police: Diversity Squad (Sponsors Wanted)’ (2016)

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Action-packed! A thrill a minute! As the P.C. Police Diversity Squad stomps down anyone who dares to deviate from the program, even in the smallest and most inconsequential ways, hard-left kooks in the audience will cheer them on…

https://leeduigon.com/2016/01/31/p-c-police-diversity-squad-sponsors-wanted/

So waddaya say, everybody? Ready to give up your freedom? Ready to throw away your last poor shreds of self-respect? Of course you are! Welcome to Progressive Paradise! Hold still, please, while we duct-tape your mouth shut…


‘Too Much Diversity?’ (2016)

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Yeah, okay, you can have your ultra-Orthodox Talmud school as long as you don’t do any of those ultra-Orthodox Talmud things…

https://leeduigon.com/2016/02/27/too-much-diversity/

They want Diversity–as long as it’s not too diverse! You aren’t allowed to wander off the liberal reservation. As long as you remain part of the left-wing hive-mind, you can be as Diverse as you please. As long as you don’t disagree with your masters.


‘P.C. Police “Diversity Squad” (Sponsors Wanted)’ (2016)

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Cop shows of the Democrat-operated future–that ought to keep you awake nights. Here’s an example.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/01/31/p-c-police-diversity-squad-sponsors-wanted/

Think I’m kidding? Federal “investigation” and prosecution of Climate Change Denial was on their 2016 platform; you could look it up.

It’s up to all of us to work hard to make sure that future doesn’t happen.


It’s OK to be Racist if You’re a University

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Don’t you just love the way our looniversities use language? We haven’t seen anything like it since the Tower of Babel.

At California Polytechnic, “Diversity Action Initiatives” are being put into play to reduce the number of white students. This is done by the school’s Office of Diversity and Inclusion (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11111).

“Inclusion” means excluding white students. And “Diversity” means a rigid uniformity of thought.

The looniversity brags that in 2011 white students were 63% of the student body, but in 2017, less than 55%. And they’ll keep on “culling” white kids until they can say their student body reflects “the demographics of California.”

All right, I’m listening: tell me how this is not a racist policy. Go ahead, give it your best shot.

Meanwhile, the school plans to add “pre-enrollment diversity training,” whatever the hell that is. Probably some scheme to make students’ minds right. More expensive than a sweat box, but still effective. If it wasn’t making students visibly more disturbed and addled, they wouldn’t do it.

Hey, if people really want to send their sons and daughters to a school like that, it’s their business. But why should any public money be poured into an actively racist institution? Why do we have to keep paying them to screw up our country?

De-fund the universities. All of them. Now.


‘Alberta School Act: They Won’t Allow Anyone to Diverge from “Diversity”‘ (2012)

Canada is miles ahead of us when it comes to forcing people to say things that lacerate their consciences. Like, for instance, the Alberta School Act.

https://leeduigon.com/2012/03/07/alberta-school-act-they-wont-allow-anyone-to-diverge-from-diversity/

Like the government honcho explains, if you’re a Christian family homeschooling your children, you’ve gotta teach ’em that homosexual acting-out is good and moral and peachy-keen, even if you think it’s an abominable sin. In the words of the Act, homeschooled children will be required to “respect the cultural diversity, the religious diversity, and the common values of Canada.”

“Diversity” means uniformity strictly imposed by a left-wing government.

“Common values of Canada” means leftids’ “values,” no one else’s.


‘More Public Education Poppycock’ (2013)

Five years since I posted this: how much better do you suppose public education has gotten in the meantime?

There’s no one as anti-human as a humanist.

https://leeduigon.com/2013/03/21/more-public-education-poppycock/


A Victim of… Musical Chairs

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How could they? How could they force defenseless, fragile teenagers to participate in such a dangerous, demeaning activity as a game of musical chairs?

Well, that’s what happened at a tony private prep school in New York City, and it is now the subject of a lawsuit (https://nypost.com/2018/02/21/prep-school-sued-after-student-hurts-her-butt-during-musical-chairs/). It seems one of her classmates pulled the chair out from under her and she fell on her bum. And sustained incalculably horrific emotional damage.

According to the lawsuit, the school was way out of line in allowing–er, “forcing”–kids with “disparate physical skills and builds” to play a game together. For the  benefit of today’s college graduates, “disparate” means “different.” Kids should only be allowed to play games with those who have exactly the same physical skills and builds as they do.

Wouldn’t that make it kind of hard to get up a game of anything but solitaire? I mean, how many people do you know who have exactly the same physical skills and build as yours?

The only question that needs to be answered here is, who’s the biggest schmendrick–the lawyer or the parents?


First, No ‘Best Friends’ Allowed; Next…

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It started in Europe, but hoity-toity private schools in America are now picking up on the newfangled education theory of not allowing children to have best friends (https://newswithviews.com/what-do-they-want-in-the-end/). Why not? “So that no one feels left out or excluded.” Or so they say.

Blithering Pinhead Academy, one of the first American schools to adopt a no-best-friends policy, has resolved to carry that principle a few steps farther.

“There will never be any freedom until educators and other experts control every aspect of every human life, no matter how trivial,” says BPA headmonster Iza Dorque. “Here at Blithering, we’re always ahead of the curve.

“That’s why we have just adopted a brand-new policy of not allowing any of our students to have a favorite food. From now on, they’ll have to like all foods equally! Failure to do this will be corrected by torture. Repeated failure will land an offender in Sensitivity Training.”

Ms. Dorque explained, “It’s so evil and un-inclusive to have a best friend. It means there are one or two people whom you like better than anyone else! We will not tolerate such intolerance. It suggests that individual persons have unique qualities. Well, how the blazes are you going to have Diversity unless everyone is exactly the same!

“It’s the same with food. If one child likes tofu best, and another child likes quinoa, the one who likes tofu is discriminating against quinoa, and, by extension, against the child who likes quinoa. It is a microaggression!”

In answer to criticisms that Pinhead Academy’s policies are unnatural, anti-human, oppressive, stupid, and cruel, Iza Dorque called for Security and had the critics forcibly removed.


‘Canada’s Own Little Inquisition’ (2014)

They’ve gone from this to threatening people with jail time if they should happen to use the wrong pronouns.

Remember what liberals mean when they use the word “diversity”–conform exactly to our party line, or else!

https://leeduigon.com/2014/12/05/canadas-own-little-inquisition/


The Diversity Ice Cream Shop

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In a nearby college town, social justice entrepreneurs have opened an ice cream parlor “that dramatically illerstrates what Diversity it is all about!” says co-founder Skybird Starchild.

Diversity Cones Inc. offers only one flavor, chocolate, in only one size, and anyone who asks for something different, says Ms. Starchild, “is really asking for it!” Social Justice consultants will force the offender into a back room and work him over until he agrees that chocolate is indeed the only flavor.

“No one ever comes out of our shop with the wrong idea!” exults Ms. Starchild.

To avoid legal complications, Diversity Cones employees wear black masks.

“Don’t even think of coming in here with a trace of Climate Change Denial in your mind,” Ms. Starchild says. “Diversity cannot tolerate wrong thoughts!”


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