Tooday it is a Hystorick day At Collidge!!! becose The Stodent Soviet we has voated “to” maik evry boddy hear “at” collidge swair a Loiltee Oaf to Trans Gender!!!!! and iff yiu doant,, Whatch Out!!!
Fromb nhow On evry boddy At “the” collidge thay has “got to” taik a Ginder Awhereniss and Traning Coarse and get a Sir Tifficket “and” affter “that” then Thay has to bhow down To “the” statchoo of Pressadint Obamma and resight The Loiltee Oaft witch gose “like” this:, I “swair by Pressadint Obamma that i “beleave” In Trans Gender and i sapport Trans Gender and i Cellerbrait Trans Gender four the Rest “of” My Lyfe or foar As Longg as i Live so thair!!!!!”” and iff thay doant Doo it thay “willl” “be” kicked Out Of Collidge Foarevver!!!!!!!!!!
This hear it “is” a Grate Day four Dyvercitty and aslo Freeedim!! Reely it is sutch A Releaf to know “whatt you Got to say and “whatt you Got “to” beleave,, becose nhow you doant has to Thinck abote it no moar!!! Scyance it says thincking The Wrong Things it “is” Very Badd fore yore Brane!!!! We “are” whorking twards The Day wen no boddy thay wil Nevver has Wrong Thauhghts at all!!!!!
This hear it “is” Hi Edjucatoin at it’s Hi-est!!!!!
My wife was sick all day Sunday, so when she rallied enough to want to watch something, last night, I was happy to let her choose the show. She chose the new episode of The Brokenwood Mysteries, made in New Zealand. We’d watched several seasons’ worth, and liked it.
Now it has become a show in which characters actually babble about “diversity” and “inclusion” as real things that are important in their lives. The setting is a small town in which there are no intact families. Not even one. And you can always tell who’s going to turn out to be the murderer, or at least a victim who richly deserved it, because it’ll be a character–usually a “Christian,” whatever they think they mean by that–who stands out because he’s the only one not on full-throttle, cartwheel-turning support for everything sodomy. One individual–naturally, the wisest, wittiest, and most benign human being in Brokenwood–is billed as the town’s “first gay mayor.” As if he were to start a whole dynasty of homosexual mayors. Even the little old lady who takes walks is, like, totally woke.
It’s indescribably dreary. The episode ended with the police counseling the estranged lesbian pair to give it another go because “love wins” or something.
Can’t blame Hollywood for this travesty. This is a New Zealand caper, all the way.
But is this what screenwriters and “entertainment” honchos really, truly, think our lives should be? What could be more depressing than the flat, barren, dead sameness of “diversity”?
But if people really lived like that, it wouldn’t be long before there were no more people.
Well ha ha ha at all themb dum doaps cellarbrating Chrissmus, we has setted “Up” a Evillusion Tree rihght “hear” At Collidge!!! and anny boddy whoo Dont warship it thay are Gillty of Micro Grecian and has got to be putt Intwo Sensirtivvaty Traning!!! and aslo thay ottmatickly Flunk Byollagy evin iff thare not Taiking it!!!!!
Evry Boddy whoo Is “not” Dum & Stopid thay knows the Bybble it is rong and thare “is” “not” no god thare is ownly Evillusion!!! And aslo Mary Chrissmus it is hat speach!!! anny boddy whoo saiys “that”,, thay whil Not be aloud to has No Fun anny moar!!
Hear at the Stodent Soviet wee has de-claired fromb nhow On chrissmus It is “reely” Evillusion Day and evvry boddy on the Campis thay has got to Say So or elllse!!! We “arnot” “goingto”Stopp untill evvry boddy thay saiys It becose “That” “is” Dyvercity and Inclootion!!!!!!!!!!
Some Hater and Biggit he sayed if thare isnt No god then howw did Life start “In” The frist plaice??? Wel evry boddy thay knows that!!! Holey Space Brotthers thay brung it hear “fromb”” Owter Spaice on Star Schips jist like in Star Dreck!! “and” then thay Used Syince to maik stuff be Alyive!!Then we beeted him Up! He gots to be in Dyvercity Traning nhow!!!
Evry boddy thay knows that Life was jist Ameebers and thay Evolvved “Intwo’ Dynasores and Mungkys and then Peple and Super Heros!!! Sumbday “we Whil Alll be Super Heros axept foar al themb Stinkards whoo didnt Voat foar Hillery!!!!
(The green one is probably a “Hater”)
A few years ago one of Canada’s biggest banks sought to “promote diversity” by freezing out anyone who cleaved to Christian moral teachings about sex. In Diversity regimes, it’s so important to have everyone think alike!
Covering so many stories like this has taught me something.
For leftists, “you” are only the sum of your external characteristics. Your soul, your mind–those things aren’t real and they don’t count. There is no “you” in you. There’s only whatever’s on the outside.
These people are dangerous.
Don’t you just love the way liberals use words? From being a means of communication, the language becomes weaponized.
Beware when a politician tries to sell you any policy that has the word “smart” in it.
Always on the lookout for ways they can usurp God’s throne, humanists have imposed on us their own Tower of Babel experience.
Careful, sunshine, it’ll be your turn next.
Live by Diversity, die by Diversity.
That’s what happened to a rabbi in York, who had a nice spot as a consultant to the special police Dept. of Inclusion and Diversity Etc., helping the cops decide who ought to be gagged and stifled for being politically incorrect. But it turned around and bit him when they told him he’d lose his consultancy unless he stopped a speaker at his own temple.
If your town, city, county or state has any government agency with the words “Diversity” or “Inclusion” in it, your town, city, county, or state has way too much money and needs its budget cut way back.
I has got to lagh at al themb dops thay “are” gointo Graduraite becose thay “are” Too Dumm to stayh in Collidge and aslo becomb reel Interllecturals!! Iff yiu Play yore “Cards” rihght yiu “can” stayh In collidge like fourevver!!!!
Butt we has got to go throogh This evry yeer so Last nihght we hadded “a” spacial meting “of” The Stodent Soviet to maike a Lisst of al the things we has to Stopp annyboddy from sayin “in” “a” Gratuaition Speach!!! It taked us al Niht long to doo it!! but it got to be dun Or Else yiu wil jist here a Lot of Racism and Biggitism and Trans Phobier and Bitumenism in al “themb” speaches!!!!!! Us who be on The Stodent Soviet we amn’t none of us Gradurating!!
Jist to give yiu peart of The lisst,, No Saying any religgin, no mail ore feemail Pro Nowns, no sayin the Nambs of enny Whyte Mens, nothing from no Books by Whyte Mens, –And jist to maike shoor evry Thing “it” gose alright,, we aslo maked it a Roole abuot What Yiu Has To Say In Yore Speach,; evryone whoo spekes, thay has got to Praze Divercity and Repoducty Rihghts and Socile Jutstus and thay has aslo Got “to” say Climbit Change it is reel and Donold Trumpt he is a Knotsy and Whyte Wimmim thay are no good tooo and Socile-Izzm it “is” “the” only whay!!!
So thare “are” A Lot of things no boddy thay are aloud to Say and aslo A Lot of things thay has got to say and iff thay Brake Our Rooles we “wil” Rip Up thare Dipploamers and not lett themb Graturate!!!!!!!!!
Editor’s Note: If you are as disgusted by the state of our colleges and looniversities as I am, below is a picture of something much more wholesome: a Fiji iguana.