Careful, sunshine, it’ll be your turn next.
Live by Diversity, die by Diversity.
That’s what happened to a rabbi in York, who had a nice spot as a consultant to the special police Dept. of Inclusion and Diversity Etc., helping the cops decide who ought to be gagged and stifled for being politically incorrect. But it turned around and bit him when they told him he’d lose his consultancy unless he stopped a speaker at his own temple.
If your town, city, county or state has any government agency with the words “Diversity” or “Inclusion” in it, your town, city, county, or state has way too much money and needs its budget cut way back.
I has got to lagh at al themb dops thay “are” gointo Graduraite becose thay “are” Too Dumm to stayh in Collidge and aslo becomb reel Interllecturals!! Iff yiu Play yore “Cards” rihght yiu “can” stayh In collidge like fourevver!!!!
Butt we has got to go throogh This evry yeer so Last nihght we hadded “a” spacial meting “of” The Stodent Soviet to maike a Lisst of al the things we has to Stopp annyboddy from sayin “in” “a” Gratuaition Speach!!! It taked us al Niht long to doo it!! but it got to be dun Or Else yiu wil jist here a Lot of Racism and Biggitism and Trans Phobier and Bitumenism in al “themb” speaches!!!!!! Us who be on The Stodent Soviet we amn’t none of us Gradurating!!
Jist to give yiu peart of The lisst,, No Saying any religgin, no mail ore feemail Pro Nowns, no sayin the Nambs of enny Whyte Mens, nothing from no Books by Whyte Mens, –And jist to maike shoor evry Thing “it” gose alright,, we aslo maked it a Roole abuot What Yiu Has To Say In Yore Speach,; evryone whoo spekes, thay has got to Praze Divercity and Repoducty Rihghts and Socile Jutstus and thay has aslo Got “to” say Climbit Change it is reel and Donold Trumpt he is a Knotsy and Whyte Wimmim thay are no good tooo and Socile-Izzm it “is” “the” only whay!!!
So thare “are” A Lot of things no boddy thay are aloud to Say and aslo A Lot of things thay has got to say and iff thay Brake Our Rooles we “wil” Rip Up thare Dipploamers and not lett themb Graturate!!!!!!!!!
Editor’s Note: If you are as disgusted by the state of our colleges and looniversities as I am, below is a picture of something much more wholesome: a Fiji iguana.
Its days are numbered
In the wake of President Trump’s executive order cutting off federal research grants to colleges and universities that refuse to honor the First Amendment’s guarantee of free speech, 28 states have enacted free speech legislation (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=12186).
Not only that–16 more have introduced such legislation and are currently working on it. Hey, that’s 44 out of 50! Iowa, Oklahoma, and Kentucky are the latest to come on board, with Texas expected to join them in a few days.
In general, the new laws stop the colleges from restricting free speech to “free speech zones,” limiting the free speech rights of students and faculty, withholding resources from anyone whose ideology doesn’t match the college’s.
America’s colleges and universities are currently infamous for enforcing uniformity of speech and thought. They call it “diversity.”
We’ll see if they keep on doing this, once it starts costing them.
O man, sombtimes I wisht i culd go to Harverd evin thuohgh i like It “hear at” Fimbo Collidge becose “thay” let me majer In Nothing Studdies!!
Harverd thay hadded a Divercity Conphrints and “the” speeker who spoke he sayed chrischins Thay shuld auhght to Be Locked UP!!! (https://www.thecollegefix.com/keynote-speaker-at-harvard-diversity-conference-says-christians-should-be-locked-up/) Is he evver Rihght!! i cant weight four “the” Next Stodent Soviet meating so wee can say that tooo!!!!!
Kernel Sanders he has it rihght,, al themb peple in Jale thay shuld be aloud to Vote in Jale and one of The “things” the Neckst Pressadint she shuld do,,, it shuld be Hillery it is Her Tern “to” be Pressidint, she shuyld Let al the Fellins Out of Jale and lock UP al the chrischins instedd!!!!!!!!!! but themb chrischins thay Shuddnt Vote in Jale thay shuld jist Shut UP!!! Becose yiu cant has no True Divercity as long as anyboddy thay “are aloud To “Be” chrischins!!!
aslo thay shuld aslo Lock UP evry boddy that is Aginst Sceince and Aginst Opan Boarders and Aginst Socilism and ownly let Gay and Trans Peeple and Fellins vote!!! And thare shuddnt “be” no moar Religgin neether!!! then the Whorld Guvvermint it wil get ridd of evvry Thing that is Bad and thare will ownly be Goood Stuph lepht!!!! We wil aslo get ridd of al The Bad Wether so it is nyce wether al The “time”!!
Wen i finnish and Get my deegree in Nothing Studdies “i” wil hellp do this!!! Al us Interllechurls we willl al be In “the” Guvvermint!
From the Rutgers Looniversity student handbook, 2015: “There is no such thing as free speech.”
That’s gonna look pretty bad when President Trump’s executive order, cutting off research grants to all colleges and looniversities that refuse to allow free speech, goes into effect.
Then my old alma mater–where, once upon a time, “dissent” was a sacred cow–will be on the phone to me again, asking me for money.
I can hardly wait.
Collidge is jist So grate, this hear Is “the” plaice for Grate Idears!
Yeasterday we hadded “a” Stodent Soviet meting and we de-sided to has New Eye Contack Ragulasions!!! See, If yiu “dose” too mutch Eye Contack, “it is” Sexural Harasssmint! Butt iff yiu dont do no Eye Contack “at” alll, then that it is “a” Microa Grecian!!! And ether whay yiu whind Up in Censativvitty Traning!!! Unlest yiu are in the Stodent Soviet,, than yiu “are” Exumpted!!!
Butt we has got Somthing evven beter then That!!! Our Cheef Comasar she is Goingto Run four Pressadint!!!!! She is been In Collidge sinst 1991 so she is reely Smart!!!!! Neckst yeer she whil probbly get her Batchler’s Deegree in Wimmins Introspectionul Ginder Studdies! So she whil be reddy to Be Pressadint,, she evin Looks like Hillery!
Jist nhow She belangs to the Socilist Workers Peeples Jutstus Vegan Party butt she whil seak the nombinacion fromb the Demmocrats thare isnt no diffrints anymoar and aslo now the rest “of” us we al got To “join” i hoap i can fined some Munny becose yiu “has” to pay Dooze!!
Wel we pased themb Eye Contack ragulacions the voat “it was” Unaminase Exept for this one stupid “doap” he voated Aginst It so we hadded to kick him “offf” “the” “Stodent Soviet” and aslo we busted his bysickle!!! that is waht hapens wen yiu Go Aginst Diversatty!!
Marching off to Lib-land…
We saw an American cop show once–I think it was an episode of Law and Order–that was about the most constipated thing I’ve ever seen. They couldn’t get through a single scene without “including” every identifiable cultural or ethnic group except the Picts–a perfect illustration of the absurdity of “diversity” and “inclusion.”
Where is it written that every group must be “included” in everything we do? Where is it written that “diversity” must be pursued as an end in itself, and artificially created?
And with a group of artificially-created “diverse” characters, how come they all look like models, all with perfect teeth and hair, etc.? Why does “diversity” always end up looking and sounding like uniformity?
Uh… because it’s a liberal thing, and lib things never make any sense?
Action-packed! A thrill a minute! As the P.C. Police Diversity Squad stomps down anyone who dares to deviate from the program, even in the smallest and most inconsequential ways, hard-left kooks in the audience will cheer them on…
So waddaya say, everybody? Ready to give up your freedom? Ready to throw away your last poor shreds of self-respect? Of course you are! Welcome to Progressive Paradise! Hold still, please, while we duct-tape your mouth shut…
Yeah, okay, you can have your ultra-Orthodox Talmud school as long as you don’t do any of those ultra-Orthodox Talmud things…
They want Diversity–as long as it’s not too diverse! You aren’t allowed to wander off the liberal reservation. As long as you remain part of the left-wing hive-mind, you can be as Diverse as you please. As long as you don’t disagree with your masters.