Fill in the blank and win a prize! “I send my children to college to be educated by idiots and wackos because __________.”
A 69-year-old sociology professor at the College of Southern Nevada recently went into a university bathroom, pulled a gun, and shot himself in the arm (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-protest-professor-shoot-himself-college-university-southern-nevada-california-mark-bird-a8542771.html). He did this “to protest Trump.” Good heavens… he shot himself for Hillary? He’s crazier than I thought.
Uh, perfesser, what was supposed to happen after you shot yourself? The president resigns because he doesn’t what you to shoot yourself in the other arm? We keep holding the election over and over again until your side wins? How did you expect to influence current events, or change history, by doing this? I mean, really, what was the flaming point of shooting yourself in the arm? (Please don’t tell me he aimed at his head and missed!)
And for all the public money we pour into the colleges, we must be almost as crazy as he is.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God (Ps. 14:1); but there be lots ‘n’ lots of Global Warming.
Not to worry, said a “scientist,” a few years ago: not to worry a bit! All we gotta do to Save The Planet is, like, kill ourselves.
No one hates the human race like a humanist.
If you insist on trying to see any point to Saving The Planet by wiping out humanity, that probably makes you a biggit. You are not intersectional! Chances are you are also dendritic. Or whatever.
Democrats have added a new technique to their election playbook–stabbing the opposition.
In Castro Valley (dig that name!), California, a Democrat named Farzad Fazeli tried to stab a Republican Congressional candidate, after first treating the candidate to a torrent of profanity applied to him and to President Donald Trump (https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/09/11/man-assaults-republican-congressional-candidate-switchblade-castro-valley/). Mr. Fazeli had a switchblade, but providentially “the knife malfunctioned.” Don’t you just hate those wardrobe malfunctions? Maybe he can get a refund on that switchblade.
For his efforts, Mr. Fazeli was arrested and jailed. The candidate was not injured.
Mr. Fazeli and his mother insist the candidate started the rough stuff. We are at liberty not to believe them.
The Democrat candidate is on record declining to endorse murder as a legitimate electioneering tactic.
Prediction: We’re going to see more of this before this election season is over. Democrats are very serious about getting back into control of Congress.
Please don’t vote for them.
Well, they’ve got the goods on him now! Judge Brett Kavanagh will never be confirmed to the Supreme Court… because, years ago, he cheated in a football game.
Democrat senators have turned up an eyewitness to the cheating. Che Lastima, an activist with Everybody Is Nazis But Us, describes the incident he saw. Mr. Lastima, 29, is a student majoring in Minority Gender Studies at Fimbo College University.
“I seen it in a football game, it was many years ago but the memory it is seared, seared, seared into my memory! Brett Kavanagh, he was playing football, and he was the quarterback, and he throwed a long, long pass, 45 yards if it was a foot–to hisself! And it is against the rules to throw a long pass to yourself, and he runned real fast and caught it, and he made a touchdown, and it was just total dirty cheating! Also he is a racist!”
“This alone is enough to disqualify him,” said Sen. Diane Feinstein.
Asked where, exactly, that particular football game was played, Mr. Lastima skillfully parried, “Only a white supremacist would ask that question!”
In case you missed it yesterday, leftids were all over Twitter accusing Judge Brett Kavanagh’s law clerk, sitting behind him in what are laughingly called his confirmation hearings in the U.S. Senate, of crossing her arms to make a “white power gesture” (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/05/social-media-users-falsely-accuse-ex-trump-official-making-white-power-gesture-at-kavanaugh-hearing.html).
Some Far Left jidrool with a group called “New Agenda” went postal on Twitter: “This alone should disqualify!!” She called the law clerk “a neo-nazi,” which is Democrat-speak for anyone who isn’t them.
The original tweet has since been deleted, but any number of leftid “activists” have already picked up where she left off.
We never get to the bottom of Democrat idiocy. There is no freakin’ bottom to it. So far they’ve stopped short of swinging from the chandeliers and throwing feces, but that’s probably because there are no chandeliers available.
These are the people who want to control your country. They mean to subject it to a “fundamental transformation” into God knows what.
Go to the polls in November and vote Republican, and subject the Far Left to a beat-down like they’ve never had before.
America won’t be safe until the Democrat Party is put out of business–forever.
President Trump has nominated Judge Brett Kavanaugh for the Supreme Court, and Hollywood is screaming bloody murder (https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/07/10/hollywood-resistance-freaks-over-kavanaugh-nomination-will-cement-the-first-american-dictatorship/).
As we all knew they would. Who did they expect him to nominate–Bill Cosby?
Some jidrool from Marvel Comics says Kavanaugh will solidify “America’s first dictatorship.” This guy’s head is solidified.
Has-been actor Ron Perlman says Kavanaugh will impose Islamic Shariah law on America. Judge Kavanaugh is not a Muslim, but never mind.
And Rob “Meat-head” Reiner predicts Kavanaugh will “destroy Democracy.”
I don’t know whether these people are possessed, insane, intractably stupid, or some combination of the above. I suspect they had these rhetorical gems prepared for anyone who was nominated, didn’t matter whom.
Shame on you, if you go to any of their stupid movies.
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Some of the things liberals say–when you hear them, you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
In an interview on PBS with Charlie Rose, Hillary Clinton said, “Hopefully Trump hasn’t ordered the killing of people and journalists” (http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/09/26/hillary-clinton-trump-i-hope-he-hasnt-killed-journalists-and-racist). I thought journalists were people, too; but she said it, not me.
Let’s see… who is most often rumored to have left a long trail of dead bodies in his/her wake–Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump? Far be it from me to say the stories are true. But they’re out there, and most of us have heard them. You’d think it was a subject she wouldn’t want to bring up.
Michelle Obama comes a close second for having said, “Any woman who voted against Hillary Clinton voted against their own voice.” The comment gives us a peek into the jumbled contents of a poorly-lit mind. Achtung! All women must vote for Hillary! Because she too is a woman! More or less.
I believe Democrats say things like this because they have cut themselves off from the living God as the source of all truth, and have listened to too many collidge prefessers and other interllecturals declaring that there’s no such thing as truth and the only thing that counts is getting your way, politically. It puts them into a position in which they get to thinking they can be gods themselves, if they play their cards right.
It is to our nation’s shame that we have ever let such persons as these obtain power and influence over us. We really ought to try very hard not to let that happen anymore.
Note: this is not a satire.
The “Church” of Satan has disavowed CNN unfunny comic Kathy Griffin’s ha-ha sham beheading of President Donald Trump (http://www.theamericanmirror.com/satan-worshipers-disavow-kathy-griffin-grotesque-trump-behead/).
I will not post that image here. If you want to see it, go to the Drudge Report.
So this little “comedy” stunt was a bit too revolting even for Satanists. Can you dig it? The Democrats are so far off the deep end, they’re even losing the Satanists.
The “comic” has issued the usual boilerplate apology for her actions, claiming she’s not a violent person.
Uh… yes you are. You just proved it.
Do they honestly, truly believe they’re going to win over the hearts and minds of normal people–when they can’t even win the Satanists!–with behavior like this? With riots, threats, actual violence, crazy language, and all the rest of the garbage in their bag of tricks? “Wow! The picture of Kathy holding up the bloody severed head of Donald Trump sure has convinced me that I should’ve voted for Hillary! I can’t wait for the next election! You can bet I’ll be voting Democrat!” Is that how liberals think it works? Because they sure are acting like they think this is the way to charm America.
They must never, never, never be permitted to take power in America, ever again. Never again.
Because they are telling us who they really are and what they’d like to do to us, if they ever get the chance.
So it’s come to this–Democrat motormouth Keith Olbermann is calling on foreign intelligence agencies to overthrow the president of the United States.
I hope you don’t mind the commentary by one E.T. Williams, who is probably one of those racists that we hear so much about. He just doesn’t like black people.
Anyhow, here’s Olbermann intoning, “This is the Resistance” and exhorting foreign countries to overthrow our government. Oh, and also “the world’s journalists.” I thought the world’s journalists were already trying to do that. Maybe Keith hasn’t noticed.
All right, Mr. Melonhead–let’s say a bunch of foreign spy networks succeed in ousting our elected president, whatever that might entail. Let’s even say they manage to do it without touching off a civil war. Then what?
Oh, I know, I know! Whoever stages the latest revolution gets to be president for a while, until he’s overthrown by someone else. That model has worked so very well for all the countries that have tried it! I mean, who needs peace, order, stability, a rule of law, prosperity, or personal security?
Don’t hold your breath waiting for the Democrat Party to disown this guy.