We hased “a” spacial Lexture tooday fromb somb laydy fromb The U-N. whoo toled us “we shood” awt to Eet Bugs to Saive The Plannit!!!!! I was a Litle Nurvus “at” frist becose i amb “the ownly” One Heer whoo has Moth Antenners groing “out” Of my hedd and i was Affrayed somb boddy thay mite try To “taik” a byte Out Of me!!!!! Butt she brung pulenty of Meelwerms and Crikkits and grubbs and Beatles so thare was lotts And “lotts” of Reel buggs for Evry boddy!!!
I whas Un-lukky tho;; I tryed to eet this heer Big Black Beatle and it turnned Out “tobe” A Pintch Bug!! He got me “in” the Lip and boy didd that Hurt!!!!! and layter i hased somb Meelwerms but thay taystid jist Awffle!!! i nevver wood of eeted themb iff It diddnt Saive The Plannit!! (I wunder iff yiu “are” saposed to coock themb furst!)
So i wented Out-Side to warsh my mowth Out in the goaldfish pond and thare i seen that U-N. laydy tawking “on” her sellphoan and lauffin-and-laffin like krazy and i “heered” her too and she was saying Man “yiu shood of seen em eeting Awl “thoase” buggs, what “a” buntch of idjits ha-ha-Ha!!”!” I wunder watt she ment bye That!!!
Whel no boddy thay evver sayed “it” Whas Eazy To Saive The Plannit and beleave you me this whasnt Eazy!!! Yuk! i can still taiste themb lowzy Meelwerms and i keeep “Thinking” i can feeel themb cralling Arownd In-Side my stummick!!!!