You can dowse for water, oil, or buried treasure. So why not dowse for dinosaurs?
See all the nice dinosaur fossils down there in the ground? But how would you know where to dig without a dowser? You can’t just start digging in any old place and hope you find a fossil. Believe me, I’ve tried that. It didn’t work when I was seven years old and it won’t work now.
Dowsing has been sneered at as “pseudo-science,” but it’s every bit as credible, reliable, and respectable as “climate science” and “gender studies.” In fact, probably much more so. And cheaper, too.
But of course They have never given dowsers a chance to dig up dinosaurs. I wonder if they’d give transgender dowsers a try. It would be “hate” if they didn’t.